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Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Saturday, February 23, 2013
THE COMMISHY REPORT
Hello fellow Mt Gayans. Today we have a slightly disturbing story to report on. While at the SEXnCHESS after party I stumbled upon this lighthearted conversation...
11:51:55 PM
Commishy:
ppl tipped her all fucking nite ! and she went private!!
11:52:07 PM
Kenorion77:
I ONLY DO TRUE PVT
11:52:08 PM
flockofmeag:
you guys
11:52:26 PM
Commishy:
get a clue losers
11:52:41 PM
Tyco21:
THANKS FOR YOUR AMAZING INSIGHTS COMMISHY
11:52:56 PM
ForNothin:
keep the Commishy comments comin'
keep the Commishy comments comin'
11:53:06 PM
HappyTrexxy:
CAN YOU DO A QUICK SPY COMMISHY?
11:53:07 PM
HonestlySrsly:
How much did you tip tonight Commishy?
11:53:11 PM
HappyTrexxy:
DID SHE TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF?
11:53:13 PM
Commishy:
4 nothing u sag faggot
11:53:15 PM
Tyco21:
I WONDER IF COMMISHY HAS TO WEAR A HELMET WHEN USING THE INTERNET
11:53:21 PM
HonestlySrsly:
Trexxy doesn't want to spy if she's naked at all
11:53:32 PM
Commishy:
hs like 150 tokens
11:53:37 PM
HappyTrexxy:
DON'T WANNA RISK ANYTHING HS!
11:53:43 PM
ForNothin:
could get an STD
11:53:50 PM
HonestlySrsly:
So we can call you a loser too Commishy!
11:53:59 PM
Tyco21:
DO YOU REALLY WANT HEPATITIS B?
11:54:01 PM
Klytus:
rarely gets naked. your fault for tipping, commishy
11:54:13 PM
tednugent37:
wtf did this commishy come from, fucking kid
11:54:17 PM
Commishy:
hs ..youd prolly not last long in real life
11:54:28 PM
Tyco21:
WE LET HIM STAY IN THE ROOM FOR THE LULZ, TED
11:54:28 PM
RonBurgundy33:
someone is getting some
11:54:33 PM
RonBurgundy33:
umadcommishy
11:54:42 PM
SebstianBach:
And Tyco... come on dude... every one spending his friday night here and spending money to a "virtual friend" is lame...
11:54:43 PM
loverecords3:
what's happening in private?
11:54:46 PM
HappyTrexxy:
WHY IS HS BEING SUCH AN ASS ALL OF A SUDDEN?
11:54:53 PM
meadski123:
Ehhh so she doesn't need to get naked. that's what porn is for. I think
it's cooler to actually talk to her than beat it to her. hahaha
11:55:05 PM
Commishy:
i dont count like 500 the last 5 days
11:55:05 PM
HappyTrexxy:
AND WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING HIM COMMISHY!?
11:55:06 PM
HonestlySrsly:
All of a sudden?! and ME?! You ruined weatherman's dreams Trexxy
11:55:14 PM
HonestlySrsly:
11:55:18 PM
tednugent37:
tyco, oh, likea big fucking joke,, now i get it
11:55:20 PM
Tyco21:
I agree SebstianBach, but shit happens so fucking enjoy it
11:55:26 PM
Tyco21:
Exactly, Ted
11:55:46 PM
HappyTrexxy:
IT'S SATURDAY MORNING SEBASTIAN!
11:55:51 PM
ForNothin:
commishy has a need to be hated
11:55:57 PM
ForNothin:
11:56:10 PM
ryger:
commishy feeds off the hate
11:56:11 PM
RonBurgundy33:
commishy you gotta risk it to get the biscuit
11:56:12 PM
Commishy:
4 nothing your a faggot
11:56:16 PM
Commishy:
loser
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
ENTRY #16
HELLO FRIENDS,
WE HAVE NOW PASSED 20,000+ VIEWS (I CALL THEM VIEWS BECAUSE SOMETIMES I JUST STARE AT THE PICTURES WITHOUT TRYING TO READ THE WORDS).
AS WE ALL KNOW, FEBRUARY IS THE LONGEST MONTH OF THE YEAR, AND AS SUCH, WE ESPECIALLY NEED YOUR SUPPORT IN THESE TIMES OF NEED.
INFORMATION FOR GUESTS:
WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TOKENS TO THE SHOW FOR FREE? NOW YOU CAN! EVEN IF YOU ARE A GUEST, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ACCESS MFC BY COPYING AND PASTING THE FOLLOWING:
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FROM HERE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK "Create a Free Account." AS EVIDENCED BY THE WORD "FREE", THIS IS VERY FREE AND ALSO SUPPORTS MOUNT GAY FINANCIALLY. THANK YOU FRIENDS.
ON A MORE GREGARIOUS NOTE, PLEASE DO NOT ABUSE THIS SYSTEM BY MAKING TONS AND TONS OF BASIC ACCOUNTS USING THIS METHOD. THIS IS MEANT ONLY FOR FRIENDS OF MOUNT GAY, SO HOPEFULLY WE CAN TURN ALL YOU GUESTS INTO BASICS. PLEASE DO NOT SPAM THIS CODE. IF YOU'VE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THIS ROOM, WE HATE SPAM.
SPAM = BAN (wow rhyme?)
ANYWAYS, FRIENDS, PLEASE DO NOT ABUSE THIS PRIVILEGE THAT WE HAVE GIVEN YOU TO CONTRIBUTE. FRIENDS? FRIENDS? OH GOD THE BLOOD. THERE IS SO MUCH OF IT OH GOD WOW SOOO DEEEP SOOO GOOOD MMMM PAPER.
IN THE WORDS OF THE DALAI LAMA, "FUCK ALL RULES, I WANT TO FUCKING RAGE FOR FUCKS SAKE."
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Thursday, February 7, 2013
ENTRY #15
WHAT IS REGGAETON? LET'S FIND OUT!
NO, THIS IS NOT COPY+PASTED (unverified).
Reggaeton (pron.: /ˌrɛɡeɪˈtoʊn/ or UK /rɛɡeɪˈtɒn/) is an urban form of music which has its roots in Latin and Caribbean music. Its sound derives from the Reggae en Español from Panama. The genre was invented, shaped and made known in Puerto Rico where it got its name; most of its current artists are also from Puerto Rico. After its mainstream exposure in 2004, it spread to North American, European, Asian and African audiences.
Reggaeton blends Jamaican musical influences of dancehall, with those of Latin America, such as salsa, bomba, Latin hip hop, and electronica. Vocals include rapping and singing, typically in Spanish. Lyrics tend to be derived from hip hop rather than from dancehall. Like hip hop, reggaeton has caused some controversy, albeit less, due to alleged exploitation of women.
While it takes influences from hip hop and Jamaican dancehall, reggaeton is not precisely the Hispanic or Latin American version of either of these genres; reggaeton has its own specific beat and rhythm, whereas Latin hip hop is simply hip hop recorded by artists of Latino descent. The specific "riddim" that characterizes reggaeton is referred to as "Dem Bow". The name is taken from the dancehall song by Shabba Ranks that first popularized the beat in the early 1990s and that appears in his album Just Reality.
Before the music was called reggaeton, it was known as "Spanish Reggae" or Reggae en Español. Traveling along mass media circuits as well as diasporic networks, Jamaican popular music spread around the world in the 1960s and '70s. Reggae arrived in places like Panama and Puerto Rico as quickly as it reached more traditional centers of migration, such as London and New York. Panama was the first country to introduce Reggae en Español. The music eventually made its way through Central America and continued evolving and coming to prominence in Puerto Rico where it became reggaeton. Reggaeton started as an adaptation of Jamaican reggae to the Spanish language and overall culture in Panama and Puerto Rico.
Since the early 20th century when Jamaican laborers were used to help build the Panama Canal. Afro-Panamanians had been performing and recording Spanish-language reggae since the 1970s. Artists such as El General, Chichoman, Nando Boom, Renato, and Black Apache are considered the first Spanish reggae DJs from Panama. El General is often considered the father of reggae en español, blending Jamaican reggae into a Latinised version. It was common practice to translate the lyrics of Jamaican reggae song into Spanish and sing them over the original melodies, a form termed "Spanish reggae" or Reggae en Español. Meanwhile, during the 1980s the Puerto Rican rapper and reggaeton artist Vico C released Spanish-language hip hop and reggaeton records in his native island. His production of cassettes throughout the 1980s, mixing reggae and hip hop, also helped spread the early reggaeton sound, and he is widely credited with this achievement. The widespread movement of "Spanish reggae" in the Latin-American communities of the Caribbean and the urban centres of the United States help increase its popularity.
Meanwhile hip hop and reggae in Puerto Rico were on the rise due to the increased popularity of Jamaican ragga imports. Towards the middle of the decade, Puerto Ricans were producing their own "riddims" with clear influences from hip hop and other styles. These are considered the first proper reggaeton tracks, initially called "under", short for "underground". As Caribbean and African-American music gained this momentum in Puerto Rico, Reggae Rap in Spanish marked the beginning of Boricua underground rap and served as an expression for millions of young people. This created an entire invisible, yet prominent underground youth culture that sought to express themselves through Reggae Rap in Spanish. As a youth culture that exists on the fringes of society and criminal illegality, it has often been publicly criticized. The Puerto Rican police launched a raid against underground rap by confiscating cassette tapes from music stores under Penal codes of obscenity, issuing fines, and the demoralization of rappers through radio, television, and newspaper media.
The term "underground", coming out of hip hop discourse, associates underground artists as asserting a self-identification that rejects the commercialization of music. In San Juan "underground", however, it was not just about authenticity or ideology, but was literally about position in the market. "Underground" music was circulated via informal networks, copied from cassette to cassette, until the mid 1990s. DJ Playero was one of the most famous producers of "underground" at the time, releasing several underground cassettes that featured early performances of some soon-to-be-famous artists like Daddy Yankee. The basis for reggaeton was laid in Puerto Rico at this time, with the melding of Spanish reggae, with influences from fast dancehalls, hip hop and various other Latin American musical genres.
The genre morphed through the years, at various points being termed "Melaza", "música underground", and "Dem Bow". This last name originated from reggaeton's distinguishing rhythmic feature: the Dem Bow (alternately spelled dembow) beat, relying heavily on the snare drum, which is used in nearly all reggaeton songs today. This beat, or riddim, was produced under the direction of Jamaican record producer Bobby "Digital" Dixon and performed by Steely & Clevie. It first became popular in the song "Dem Bow" (They Bow) performed by Jamaican dancehall artist Shabba Ranks in 1991. The song and beat achieved greater popularity among Spanish-speaking Latin Americans when Panamanian artist El General released the song "Son Bow" in 1991, a Spanish language cover of "Dem Bow" using the same musical track. It should be pointed out that neither Shabba or El General sang reggaeton as neither the genre nor its title were as yet formed. Additionally "Dem Bow" was just a single song in Shabba's catalog, with Ranks not singing another significant song using the "Dem Bow" beat. However, the influence of the original Bobby Digital beat is undeniable, and modern reggaeton often still reflects the original instrumentation, as well as the original rhythmic structure.
THERE WAS MORE BUT I GOT BORED OF COPY+PASTING. REST IS ON THIS SITE CALLED WIKIP SOMETHING. :kenorion :kenorion2 :fornothin :sncseizure
NO, THIS IS NOT COPY+PASTED (unverified).
Reggaeton (pron.: /ˌrɛɡeɪˈtoʊn/ or UK /rɛɡeɪˈtɒn/) is an urban form of music which has its roots in Latin and Caribbean music. Its sound derives from the Reggae en Español from Panama. The genre was invented, shaped and made known in Puerto Rico where it got its name; most of its current artists are also from Puerto Rico. After its mainstream exposure in 2004, it spread to North American, European, Asian and African audiences.
Reggaeton blends Jamaican musical influences of dancehall, with those of Latin America, such as salsa, bomba, Latin hip hop, and electronica. Vocals include rapping and singing, typically in Spanish. Lyrics tend to be derived from hip hop rather than from dancehall. Like hip hop, reggaeton has caused some controversy, albeit less, due to alleged exploitation of women.
While it takes influences from hip hop and Jamaican dancehall, reggaeton is not precisely the Hispanic or Latin American version of either of these genres; reggaeton has its own specific beat and rhythm, whereas Latin hip hop is simply hip hop recorded by artists of Latino descent. The specific "riddim" that characterizes reggaeton is referred to as "Dem Bow". The name is taken from the dancehall song by Shabba Ranks that first popularized the beat in the early 1990s and that appears in his album Just Reality.
Before the music was called reggaeton, it was known as "Spanish Reggae" or Reggae en Español. Traveling along mass media circuits as well as diasporic networks, Jamaican popular music spread around the world in the 1960s and '70s. Reggae arrived in places like Panama and Puerto Rico as quickly as it reached more traditional centers of migration, such as London and New York. Panama was the first country to introduce Reggae en Español. The music eventually made its way through Central America and continued evolving and coming to prominence in Puerto Rico where it became reggaeton. Reggaeton started as an adaptation of Jamaican reggae to the Spanish language and overall culture in Panama and Puerto Rico.Since the early 20th century when Jamaican laborers were used to help build the Panama Canal. Afro-Panamanians had been performing and recording Spanish-language reggae since the 1970s. Artists such as El General, Chichoman, Nando Boom, Renato, and Black Apache are considered the first Spanish reggae DJs from Panama. El General is often considered the father of reggae en español, blending Jamaican reggae into a Latinised version. It was common practice to translate the lyrics of Jamaican reggae song into Spanish and sing them over the original melodies, a form termed "Spanish reggae" or Reggae en Español. Meanwhile, during the 1980s the Puerto Rican rapper and reggaeton artist Vico C released Spanish-language hip hop and reggaeton records in his native island. His production of cassettes throughout the 1980s, mixing reggae and hip hop, also helped spread the early reggaeton sound, and he is widely credited with this achievement. The widespread movement of "Spanish reggae" in the Latin-American communities of the Caribbean and the urban centres of the United States help increase its popularity.
Meanwhile hip hop and reggae in Puerto Rico were on the rise due to the increased popularity of Jamaican ragga imports. Towards the middle of the decade, Puerto Ricans were producing their own "riddims" with clear influences from hip hop and other styles. These are considered the first proper reggaeton tracks, initially called "under", short for "underground". As Caribbean and African-American music gained this momentum in Puerto Rico, Reggae Rap in Spanish marked the beginning of Boricua underground rap and served as an expression for millions of young people. This created an entire invisible, yet prominent underground youth culture that sought to express themselves through Reggae Rap in Spanish. As a youth culture that exists on the fringes of society and criminal illegality, it has often been publicly criticized. The Puerto Rican police launched a raid against underground rap by confiscating cassette tapes from music stores under Penal codes of obscenity, issuing fines, and the demoralization of rappers through radio, television, and newspaper media.
The term "underground", coming out of hip hop discourse, associates underground artists as asserting a self-identification that rejects the commercialization of music. In San Juan "underground", however, it was not just about authenticity or ideology, but was literally about position in the market. "Underground" music was circulated via informal networks, copied from cassette to cassette, until the mid 1990s. DJ Playero was one of the most famous producers of "underground" at the time, releasing several underground cassettes that featured early performances of some soon-to-be-famous artists like Daddy Yankee. The basis for reggaeton was laid in Puerto Rico at this time, with the melding of Spanish reggae, with influences from fast dancehalls, hip hop and various other Latin American musical genres.
The genre morphed through the years, at various points being termed "Melaza", "música underground", and "Dem Bow". This last name originated from reggaeton's distinguishing rhythmic feature: the Dem Bow (alternately spelled dembow) beat, relying heavily on the snare drum, which is used in nearly all reggaeton songs today. This beat, or riddim, was produced under the direction of Jamaican record producer Bobby "Digital" Dixon and performed by Steely & Clevie. It first became popular in the song "Dem Bow" (They Bow) performed by Jamaican dancehall artist Shabba Ranks in 1991. The song and beat achieved greater popularity among Spanish-speaking Latin Americans when Panamanian artist El General released the song "Son Bow" in 1991, a Spanish language cover of "Dem Bow" using the same musical track. It should be pointed out that neither Shabba or El General sang reggaeton as neither the genre nor its title were as yet formed. Additionally "Dem Bow" was just a single song in Shabba's catalog, with Ranks not singing another significant song using the "Dem Bow" beat. However, the influence of the original Bobby Digital beat is undeniable, and modern reggaeton often still reflects the original instrumentation, as well as the original rhythmic structure.
THERE WAS MORE BUT I GOT BORED OF COPY+PASTING. REST IS ON THIS SITE CALLED WIKIP SOMETHING. :kenorion :kenorion2 :fornothin :sncseizure
Sunday, January 27, 2013
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS #1
DOES SEXNCHESS HAVE A NAME? WHAT DO WE CALL HER?
SO MANY CLOTHES! DOES SHE EVER GET NAKED?
PRIVATES? ANY CHANCE I CAN GET ONE?
WHERE DOES SHE COME FROM? DO I SEE SOME INDIAN BLOOD UP IN THERE!?
CAPS CAPS, WTF IS UP WITH ALL THE CAPS?
SO THIS TYCO GUY, HOW COME ALL THE GUESTS SEEM TO WORSHIP HIM?
I KEEP HEARING ABOUT THIS POOR HANNAH GIRL. HOW CAN I HELP HER?
GOT MORE QUESTIONS? ASK THEM IN THE COMMENTS AND YE SHALL RECIVE AN ANSWER! (BUT PROBABLY NOT THE ONE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR!)
- SEXNCHESS IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES BUT SEEMS TO RESPOND TO TIFFANY, OR MORE COMMONLY CAROLINE.
SO MANY CLOTHES! DOES SHE EVER GET NAKED?
- IF EVERYONE PAYS THEIR TAXES AND BEHAVES WELL, SHE WILL STILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS BUT PAYING TAXES NEVER HURT SO JUST FUCKING DO IT! ON A SIDENOTE, COLORADO IS FUCKING COLD! YOU DON'T WANT HER TO GET SICK, DO YOU!?
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| IT'S SO COLD HERE FRIENDS! |
- PRIVATES ARE 24 HOUR MINIMUM SO UNLESS YOU SAVE YOUR SHITTY SALARY FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS, YOU'RE BETTER OFF KNOCKING OFF THE CLOSEST LIQUOR STORE AND DRUNKENLY PLAY WITH YOUR OWN PRIVATES!
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| JUST MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE THE STORE BEFORE PLAYING WITH YOURSELF OR SHIT WILL GO DOWN! |
WHERE DOES SHE COME FROM? DO I SEE SOME INDIAN BLOOD UP IN THERE!?
- SEXNCHESS IS VERY SECRETIVE ABOUT HER ORIGINS BUT THROUGH MANNERS OF DEDUCTION, INVESTIGATION, AND IMAGINATION, IT IS BELIVED SHE IS OF POLISH/ROMANIAN DESCENT.
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| FOR YOU AMERICANS, THIS IS A MAP OF EUROPE, LOOK IT UP! |
CAPS CAPS, WTF IS UP WITH ALL THE CAPS?
- HAVING GROWN UP IN THE AGE OF AOL CHATROOMS WHERE ONE HAD TO STAND OUT TO MAKE ONES OPINION NOTED, SEXNCHESS HAS SINCE BECOME IMMUNE TO LOWERCASE TYPYING AND WON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE THERE UNLESS YOU STAND OUT IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!
(AND DON'T USE FUCKING GAY COLORS EITHER! I'M LOOKING AT YOU HS!)
SO THIS TYCO GUY, HOW COME ALL THE GUESTS SEEM TO WORSHIP HIM?
- WHILE THIS REMAINS A BIG MYSTERY TO THE TAXPAYERS ON THE MOUNTAIN, THERE ARE THEORIES ABOUT TYCO HAVING 29 DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES, 27 OF WHICH ARE GUESTS. IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT TYCO ONCE FILLED ALL THE ROOMS OF BUNDYDAWGS LAKEHOUSE ALL ON HIS OWN.
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| THIS IS TYCO, BETTER SHOW SOME RESTECP! |
I KEEP HEARING ABOUT THIS POOR HANNAH GIRL. HOW CAN I HELP HER?
- HANNAH IS THE LOVECHILD OF SHERLOCKE AND A SOMALI PIRATE WOMAN, KNOWN SIMPLY AS "BLACK PEARL", WHICH HE MET WHILST ON AN EXCURSION TO INVESTIGATE THE STATE OF THE AFRICAN TRAILER PARKS. (THEY FUCKING SUCK, EVEN BY CANADIAN STANDARDS)
IF YOU WANT TO HELP HANNAH, YOU CAN FOLLOW HER ON TWITTER @SAD_HANNAH, OR EVEN BETTER, YOU CAN ADOPT HER AND GIVE HER A BETTER LIFE BY MAILING TO SADHANNAHSAD@GMAIL.COM
GOT MORE QUESTIONS? ASK THEM IN THE COMMENTS AND YE SHALL RECIVE AN ANSWER! (BUT PROBABLY NOT THE ONE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR!)
Thursday, January 24, 2013
ENTRY #14
GUYS. GUYS.
GUYS.
BUNDYDAWG SAYS HE WANTS TO OFFER ME (TYCO) EMPLOYMENT. HE WANTS ME TO SEND HIM MY RESUMÉ.
PLEASE LEAVE SUGGESTIONS FOR ANY GOOD LINKS FOR GAY PORN SITES AND/OR TROLL LINKS IN THE COMMENTS BELOW, SO THAT I MAY SEND THE BEST ONE(S) TO BUNDYDAWG. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE, FRIENDS.
GUYS.
BUNDYDAWG SAYS HE WANTS TO OFFER ME (TYCO) EMPLOYMENT. HE WANTS ME TO SEND HIM MY RESUMÉ.
PLEASE LEAVE SUGGESTIONS FOR ANY GOOD LINKS FOR GAY PORN SITES AND/OR TROLL LINKS IN THE COMMENTS BELOW, SO THAT I MAY SEND THE BEST ONE(S) TO BUNDYDAWG. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE, FRIENDS.
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| STILL NOT AS GAY AS :kenorion |
Monday, January 21, 2013
ENTRY #13
HERE I AM, MINDING MY OWN FUCKING BUSINESS, WHEN I GET PM'ED BY THIS FAT (PREGNANT?) COLOMBIAN CHICK. THE FOLLOWING IS THE CONVERSATION IN ITS ENTIRETY:
THE CONVERSATION ENDED BECAUSE I CLIMAXED.
:kenorion
:retrobite
SINCERELY,
TYCO
THE CONVERSATION ENDED BECAUSE I CLIMAXED.
:kenorion
:retrobite
SINCERELY,
TYCO
Sunday, January 20, 2013
DANGEROUS GOAT ON THE LOOSE
EVERYONE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT A NEW PHENOMENON THAT'S APPEARED IN THE DARK RECESSES OF MFC. I BELIEVE I HAVE FOUND THE FIRST EVER FOOTAGE RELEASED OF THIS "DANGER GOAT", AS A KID. DANGER GOAT APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN USING THE ALIAS "BUTTERMILK" AT THE TIME.
ALSO PLEASE BE AWARE THAT A NEW IMAGE HAS BEEN CIRCULATING. SOME HAVE BEGUN CALLING IT 'DGOAT', THOUGH I KNOW NOT WHY. IT'S PRESENCE IS SURELY A TERRIBLE PORTENT OF THINGS TO COME.
Wednesday, January 16, 2013
Mount Gay Theatre Playbill
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| ENLARGE THIS SHIT |
Greetings fellow art lovers. After many months of exceptional hard work and dedication--and it goes without saying the monumental amount of bickering and backstabbing--the Mount Gay Theatre staff is proud to finally release its premier Playbill.
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| HONESTLYSRSLY HONESTLYPERVING |
It is important to study this Program closely and ensure you know exactly which scene the actress is on at the time for any attempts on your part to deviate her from the script will lead to the staff, or the actress herself, verbally assaulting you and throwing more programs in your face. You may also be called a cunt. If you persist, deportation papers will be filed.
A chart has been provided at the bottom of the Program to assist the guests of a certain demographic who have a tendency to get lost in such a large and fine Theatre. This should prevent our most esteemed benefactors, such as the magnificent Ken Orion, from having to reside in the same area as, for example, the vagrant Sherlocke. It is said Sherlocke smells like a wet dog soaked in piss with baby shit rubbed deep into its fur. The staff can assure you that description is entirely accurate.
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| ACTUAL MOUNT GAY THEATRE |
We hope you enjoy the scheduled events and especially the unscheduled ones. Life on Mount Gay is nothing if not surprising.
Until next time...TYCO OUT!
Sunday, January 13, 2013
ENTRY #12
HERE'S A LIST OF THE WORST (BEST?) MODEL NAMES ON MFC, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER. THEY ARE, IN FACT, ACTUAL MODELS ON MFC. BASICS/GUESTS, GET YOUR NOTEBOOKS BACK OUT:
nicelittlebb
anything4sex
BALLZONMYFACE (big ups to this model for using capslock in her name)
richbodytits
OceanCum
EnjoyMyRoom
bigholeshot
Bigladyboobs
LickMyFeetBB
SlowBurning
SquirtBigHole
UrSweetDeer (lol because deer)
HairyCuntx
XprettyShyX (SORRY I WAS LOOKING FOR A MODEL WHO IS VERY SHY)
BigBigHOOTERS
Pynkbutter (gross)
Ridemecowboys
MadHorny4Real
KinkyCuntCak
LittleFUNNY
Extreme_Pussy
assdirtyfuck
KOOTER_KREAM
MORE WILL BE ADDED; STAY TUNED, FRIENDS. LEAVE COMMENTS BELOW IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR MODELS YOU MAY KNOW OF. LEAVE COMMENTS BELOW IF YOU CAN IDENTIFY CHLAMYDIA.
nicelittlebb
anything4sex
BALLZONMYFACE (big ups to this model for using capslock in her name)
richbodytits
OceanCum
EnjoyMyRoom
bigholeshot
Bigladyboobs
LickMyFeetBB
SlowBurning
SquirtBigHole
UrSweetDeer (lol because deer)
HairyCuntx
XprettyShyX (SORRY I WAS LOOKING FOR A MODEL WHO IS VERY SHY)
BigBigHOOTERS
Pynkbutter (gross)
Ridemecowboys
MadHorny4Real
KinkyCuntCak
LittleFUNNY
Extreme_Pussy
assdirtyfuck
KOOTER_KREAM
MORE WILL BE ADDED; STAY TUNED, FRIENDS. LEAVE COMMENTS BELOW IF YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR MODELS YOU MAY KNOW OF. LEAVE COMMENTS BELOW IF YOU CAN IDENTIFY CHLAMYDIA.
Thursday, January 10, 2013
introducing the mount gay chess team
group photo of HS, Tyco, Ken and Tiffany(sexncheese) can anyone guess which one s Tiff??
tiffany in a group show
it was difficult to find a representation for Sherlocke the web only has chess horses heads (and we know thats not true) so this is the best i could come up with.
smile sherlocke!!!!
Atrex found the swedish version of chess(Admiril) what the fuck is that. you need to learn an AMERICAN GAME to join the club
ICE isn't good at board games, but Tyco says he rides a mean stick (whatever that means) in top gun
chess queen Tiffany invites all to her domain to be dominated (for a price)
back to you...Tiff
Sunday, January 6, 2013
"THE BUNDY REPORT" BY HANNAH ZIMBUNTU
THE MOUNT GAY INVESTIGATIVE FORCES ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF EXAMINING THE RECENT OUTBURSTS OF A THIS YEAR'S CURRENT LEAD BUNDY-AWARD FINALIST (NO CURRENT SANDUSKY AWARD NOMINEES YET THIS YEAR).
NOTHING SCREAMS "I'M A WHINING SON OF A BITCH" QUITE LIKE THE STUFF YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ. IF I'M WRONG ABOUT THIS, PLEASE PROVIDE BETTER EXAMPLES IN THE COMMENT SECTION BELOW.
WE HAVE CHANGED HIS NAME TO "BUNDYDAWG" TO PROTECT HIS IDENTITY.
HE IS LIKELY TO BE USING OTHER ALIASES IN HIS FUTURE PROWLING BUT CAN BE IDENTIFIED BY THE FLOWING CLUES:
1. USES IDLE MFC MODEL PROFILE PAGES AS FACADES; ALLUDING TO CONTRIVED FORMER RELATIONSHIPS
2. CAN NEVER GET HIS THOUGHTS OUT IN ONE LINE/MESSAGE/EMAIL. ALWAYS CAN FIND ONE MORE REASON TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF
3. THINKS MODELS ARE THE ONES WITH THE PROBLEMS, WHEN REALLY IT IS HIM. THREATENS TO NEVER RETURN TO MFC BECAUSE OF IT, BUT SOMEHOW ALWAYS MANAGES TO FIND HIS WAY BACK.
4. THINKS HE IS DOING MODELS A FAVOR BY BERATING THEM WITH HIS OWN PERSPECTIVE, BUT ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE A DOUCHE IN THE PROCESS (HINT HE MIGHT BE USING THE ALIAS "DOUCHE DAWG" IN THE FUTURE).
5. ALWAYS SAYS HAS A FLIGHT TO CATCH IN THE MORNING BEFORE SIGNING OFF BUT DECIDES TO COME BACK LATER WITH MORE TO SAY
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LISTEN SPORT, IT'S TIME TO GET A #$%&ING LIFE.
SIGNING OFF,
-SAD HANNAH AND THE STARVING FLEAS
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @SAD_HANNAH FOR FREQUENT MOUNT GAY UPDATES
***UNRELATED NOTE: HANNAH WOULD LIKE TO THANK TYCO FOR HIS RECENT DONATION THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO USE IN ORDER TO PURCHASE A LAST NAME***
NOTHING SCREAMS "I'M A WHINING SON OF A BITCH" QUITE LIKE THE STUFF YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ. IF I'M WRONG ABOUT THIS, PLEASE PROVIDE BETTER EXAMPLES IN THE COMMENT SECTION BELOW.
WE HAVE CHANGED HIS NAME TO "BUNDYDAWG" TO PROTECT HIS IDENTITY.
HE IS LIKELY TO BE USING OTHER ALIASES IN HIS FUTURE PROWLING BUT CAN BE IDENTIFIED BY THE FLOWING CLUES:
1. USES IDLE MFC MODEL PROFILE PAGES AS FACADES; ALLUDING TO CONTRIVED FORMER RELATIONSHIPS
2. CAN NEVER GET HIS THOUGHTS OUT IN ONE LINE/MESSAGE/EMAIL. ALWAYS CAN FIND ONE MORE REASON TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF
3. THINKS MODELS ARE THE ONES WITH THE PROBLEMS, WHEN REALLY IT IS HIM. THREATENS TO NEVER RETURN TO MFC BECAUSE OF IT, BUT SOMEHOW ALWAYS MANAGES TO FIND HIS WAY BACK.
4. THINKS HE IS DOING MODELS A FAVOR BY BERATING THEM WITH HIS OWN PERSPECTIVE, BUT ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE A DOUCHE IN THE PROCESS (HINT HE MIGHT BE USING THE ALIAS "DOUCHE DAWG" IN THE FUTURE).
5. ALWAYS SAYS HAS A FLIGHT TO CATCH IN THE MORNING BEFORE SIGNING OFF BUT DECIDES TO COME BACK LATER WITH MORE TO SAY
.LISTEN SPORT, IT'S TIME TO GET A #$%&ING LIFE.
SIGNING OFF,
-SAD HANNAH AND THE STARVING FLEAS
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @SAD_HANNAH FOR FREQUENT MOUNT GAY UPDATES
***UNRELATED NOTE: HANNAH WOULD LIKE TO THANK TYCO FOR HIS RECENT DONATION THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO USE IN ORDER TO PURCHASE A LAST NAME***
Saturday, January 5, 2013
EGGPLANTS, EGGPLANTS EVERYWHERE
WITH THE RECENT INFLUX IN EGGPLANT RELATED ACTIVITY ON THE MOUNTAIN I DECIDED TO DO SOME RESEARCH ON SAID VEGETABLE!
BOY WAS I IN FOR A SURPRISE, IT TURNS OUT OUR OLD PAL MR EGGPLANT IS ONE MAJOR MOVIE STAR!
HOW NOONE HAS NOTICED THIS IS BEYOND ME, BUT I PRESENT YOU THE FOLLOWING PROOF:
I SUSPECT WE WILL BE SEEING MORE OF OUR MYSTERIOUS ACTOR MR EGGPLANT IN THE YEAR TO COME!
BOY WAS I IN FOR A SURPRISE, IT TURNS OUT OUR OLD PAL MR EGGPLANT IS ONE MAJOR MOVIE STAR!
HOW NOONE HAS NOTICED THIS IS BEYOND ME, BUT I PRESENT YOU THE FOLLOWING PROOF:
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| AS SOME GUY ON A PLANE IN AVENGERS! |
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| AS THE MAIN VILLAIN IN THE NEWEST BOND! (THE BLONDE HAIR PROBABLY PUT US OFF NOTICING!) |
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| AS SOME ASIAN DUDE SHOOTING THINGS UP IN EXPENABLES! |
Friday, January 4, 2013
RIP SHINNAR
Today, let us remember Professor Reuel Shinnar of CCNY. A Distinguished Professor of Chemical Engineering, Shinnar had his work published in ChemTech ("The Rise and Fall of Lulz", 1993), Science ("Thermochemical Hydrogen Generation Heat Requirements and Costs of Lulz", 1975), and the Journal of Criminal Justice ("Quantitative Models in Crime Control, Lulz", 1973).
Although Shinnar was totally dead during the research process of “An
Investigation of the Accounting and Economic Rates of Return for Anheuser-Busch
Companies, Inc.” and thus completely unavailable to answer questions, Mount Gay's own Tiffany rose to the challenge of interpreting his ill-advised foray into economic analysis, "Estimation of the Economic Rate of Return for Industrial Companies" (Journal of Business, 1989).
The following serves to acknowledge her efforts:
Thursday, January 3, 2013
HOW I CAME UPON THE MOUNTAIN
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| THE #1 WAY OF CHEAP FURNITURE TRANSPORT! (AND PEOPLE) |
FOR THE FIRST FEW MONTHS AFTER MY ARRIVAL I STUMBLED, TRYING TO FIND MY FOOTING ON THIS NEW CONTINENT!
I VISITED STRANGE PLACES, WITH STRANGE PEOPLE!
I VISITED STRANGE PLACES, WITH STRANGE PEOPLE!
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| RANDOM CAMGIRLS |
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| PROMISING CHANGE, DELIVERING MISERY! |
MONTHS AFTER MY ARRIVAL, KNEES BLOODY, EGO BRUISED, AND MY LAST SLIVER OF HOPE WAS ABANDONING ME, I HEARD STORIES OF A MOUNTAIN, FAR IN THE DISTANCE!
RUN BY A FEARLESS LEADER OF POLISH DESCENT, WITH THE AID OF A MAGIC EGGPLANT AND SOME LESS THAN MAGIC FRUITS IN WHITE ARMOR!
I HAD A NEW GOAL, USING MY LAST REMAINING POWERS I STUMBLED OUT ON THE ROAD AGAIN, DETERMINED TO FIND THIS PLACE OF MAGIC AND BEAUTY!
SINCE I HAVE NOW LEARNED THE ATTENTION SPAN ON THE MOUNTAIN IS LESS THAN 42 AND THE LOVE FOR TL;DR IS HIGHER THAN 3600 I WILL CONTINUE MY STORY WHENEVER THE FUCK I FEEL LIKE IT!
RUN BY A FEARLESS LEADER OF POLISH DESCENT, WITH THE AID OF A MAGIC EGGPLANT AND SOME LESS THAN MAGIC FRUITS IN WHITE ARMOR!
I HAD A NEW GOAL, USING MY LAST REMAINING POWERS I STUMBLED OUT ON THE ROAD AGAIN, DETERMINED TO FIND THIS PLACE OF MAGIC AND BEAUTY!
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| MAGIC FRUITY VEGETABLENESS! |
SINCE I HAVE NOW LEARNED THE ATTENTION SPAN ON THE MOUNTAIN IS LESS THAN 42 AND THE LOVE FOR TL;DR IS HIGHER THAN 3600 I WILL CONTINUE MY STORY WHENEVER THE FUCK I FEEL LIKE IT!
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
Tuesday, January 1, 2013
FOUND SOME OLD MFC MAILS TO START THE BEST OF 2012 BLOG (IN PROGRESS)
BEST RAGE OF 2012:
BEST WHITE KNIGHT ATTACK:
BEST REACTION TO A PHONE CALL:
BEST SUBTLE ATTEMPT TO COMMENT ABOUT MY DRINKING HABITS:
BEST DISPLAY OF PERSISTENCE:
BEST WTF EMAIL:
BEST ATTEMPT AT BEING A FAKE BALLER:
BTW THIS IS FOR AMY. AMY IF YOU ARE READING THIS, PLEASE COME ENTERTAIN THE GUESTS WITH YOUR ANTICS SOON. WE LOVE YOU HERE ON THE MOUNTAIN.
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