Everything is cold, you are always hungry, the closest thing to toilet paper is a handful of rough leaves you grabbed from the closest bush.
Now close your eyes, imagine being there, imagine that hell!
Somehow people managed to cope, work through the hardships because they wanted to live a better life, a warmer life, a happier life!
Along came the bronze age, people wanted to be able to eat the dead-ish raw food with something other than sticks and their hands! BOOM! CUTLERY!
But what good is fucking cutlery if you're still freezing your ass off? TIME TO INVENT SOME "CLOTHES"!
Zip zap a couple of thousand years forward, we now have farms, an ample access to sheep, cows and other clothing/food related animals. We know how to make a fire and cook our food, our eating utensils are even better, sharper. But still there are people unaware of the fulfilling sensation of cooked food, the warmth of clothes. The church sends out crusaders to inform the pagans about the superiority of clothes and warm food!
In the years to come much blood is spilled, many lives are taken, but in the end people accept that cooked food and clothes are good things. People rejoice, the standard of life had improved, the life expectancy had increased to a whopping 45 years on average!
Zippity zap again, 2014, it's easier than ever to cook your food, there are microwaves, electrical ovens. Clothes are in an abundance, it's a human right to be able to wear clothes! But there is a darkness spreading, something is changing... There is a great evil looming over us...
TL;DR
WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE EATING SUSHI AND WEARING BIKINIS!? YOUR ANCESTORS DID NOT SACRIFICE THEIR LIVES FOR YOU TO BE EATING RAW FOOD AND WEARING NOTHING!
THE NEXT TIME YOU PUT A RAW FISH IN YOUR MOUTH OR WALK OUTSIDE WEARING SOMETHING OTHER THAN A PARKA, REMEMBER YOUR FOREFATHERS BRED GOATS AND INVENTED THE MICROWAVE FOR YOU!
PUT ON YOUR BEST PARKA AND HEAD OFF TO THE NEAREST TACO BELL, OR YOUR CHILDREN MIGHT NEVER EVEN GET TO EAT WARM FOOD OR GET DRESSED!
CHANGE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! DO NOT SQUANDER THE OPPORTUNITY YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN! DO NOT LET THIS BE THE PEAK OF EVOLUTION, WE CAN STILL IMPROVE!
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