THE COMMISHY REPORT

Hello fellow Mt Gayans. Today we have a slightly disturbing story to report on. While at the SEXnCHESS after party I stumbled upon this lighthearted conversation...

11:51:55 PM Commishy: ppl tipped her all fucking nite ! and she went private!!

11:52:07 PM Kenorion77: I ONLY DO TRUE PVT

11:52:08 PM flockofmeag: you guys

11:52:26 PM Commishy: get a clue losers

11:52:41 PM Tyco21: THANKS FOR YOUR AMAZING INSIGHTS COMMISHY

11:52:56 PM ForNothin: keep the Commishy comments comin'

11:53:06 PM HappyTrexxy: CAN YOU DO A QUICK SPY COMMISHY?

11:53:07 PM HonestlySrsly: How much did you tip tonight Commishy?

11:53:11 PM HappyTrexxy: DID SHE TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF?

11:53:13 PM Commishy: 4 nothing u sag faggot

11:53:15 PM Tyco21: I WONDER IF COMMISHY HAS TO WEAR A HELMET WHEN USING THE INTERNET

11:53:21 PM HonestlySrsly: Trexxy doesn't want to spy if she's naked at all

11:53:32 PM Commishy: hs like 150 tokens

11:53:37 PM HappyTrexxy: DON'T WANNA RISK ANYTHING HS!

11:53:43 PM ForNothin: could get an STD

11:53:50 PM HonestlySrsly: So we can call you a loser too Commishy!

11:53:59 PM Tyco21: DO YOU REALLY WANT HEPATITIS B?

11:54:01 PM Klytus: rarely gets naked. your fault for tipping, commishy

11:54:13 PM tednugent37: wtf did this commishy come from, fucking kid

11:54:17 PM Commishy: hs ..youd prolly not last long in real life

11:54:28 PM Tyco21: WE LET HIM STAY IN THE ROOM FOR THE LULZ, TED

11:54:28 PM RonBurgundy33: someone is getting some

11:54:33 PM RonBurgundy33: umadcommishy

11:54:42 PM SebstianBach: And Tyco... come on dude... every one spending his friday night here and spending money to a "virtual friend" is lame...

11:54:43 PM loverecords3: what's happening in private?

11:54:46 PM HappyTrexxy: WHY IS HS BEING SUCH AN ASS ALL OF A SUDDEN?

11:54:53 PM meadski123: Ehhh so she doesn't need to get naked. that's what porn is for. I think it's cooler to actually talk to her than beat it to her. hahaha

11:55:05 PM Commishy: i dont count like 500 the last 5 days

11:55:05 PM HappyTrexxy: AND WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING HIM COMMISHY!?

11:55:06 PM HonestlySrsly: All of a sudden?! and ME?! You ruined weatherman's dreams Trexxy

11:55:14 PM HonestlySrsly:

11:55:18 PM tednugent37: tyco, oh, likea big fucking joke,, now i get it

11:55:20 PM Tyco21: I agree SebstianBach, but shit happens so fucking enjoy it

11:55:26 PM Tyco21: Exactly, Ted

11:55:46 PM HappyTrexxy: IT'S SATURDAY MORNING SEBASTIAN!

11:55:51 PM ForNothin: commishy has a need to be hated

11:55:57 PM ForNothin:

11:56:10 PM ryger: commishy feeds off the hate

11:56:11 PM RonBurgundy33: commishy you gotta risk it to get the biscuit

11:56:12 PM Commishy: 4 nothing your a faggot

11:56:16 PM Commishy: loser

11:56:17 PM Tyco21:  

 

11:56:21 PM HappyTrexxy: WHERE IS SHERLOCKE ANYWAY? I MISS THAT LITTLE RASCAL!

11:56:21 PM Commishy: juss saying

11:56:25 PM ForNothin: nice RonBurgundy

11:56:32 PM Tyco21: HE'S OUT PARTYING WITH LESBIANS, I THINK

11:56:42 PM Commishy: precisely

11:56:45 PM Commishy: sad fuck

11:56:49 PM HappyTrexxy: I'LL ACCEPT THAT AS A VALID REASON FOR TRUANCY

11:56:50 PM Tyco21: :SADFUCK

11:56:51 PM Commishy: loser

11:56:58 PM Kenorion77: IS SHERLOCKE A LESBIAN??

11:57:18 PM HappyTrexxy: I THOUGHT WE ALL WERE?

11:57:23 PM ForNothin: I love when he asked "FORNO HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE LESBIANS?" -- not realizing his drunken appearance the night before

11:57:26 PM Kenorion77: I AM

11:57:35 PM HappyTrexxy: EVERYONE'S ATLEAST BI ON MFC

11:57:46 PM Commishy: shes playin all you

11:57:56 PM ForNothin: SgtFenix is probably 96% heterosexual though

11:58:02 PM RonBurgundy33: she loves you commishy. i can see it

11:58:11 PM Commishy: she is not in private with you!!

11:58:11 PM HonestlySrsly: yes she really does

11:58:13 PM Tyco21: ANYONE WHO POSTS THAT MANY GAY PICTURES OBVIOUSLY HAS A STRONG LOVE FOR PUSSY

11:58:16 PM Commishy: duhhhhhhh

11:58:24 PM HappyTrexxy: SHE EVEN ASKED HS TO CHANGE TO A SIMILAR COLOR AS YOU COMMISHY!

11:58:32 PM Tyco21: HOLY SHIT HS, SHE DID!

11:58:46 PM ForNothin: HS is a glorified Commishy. that is very sad

11:58:50 PM Tyco21: OMG HS IS LIKE COMMISHY...I SEE IT NOW

11:59:07 PM HonestlySrsly: When she said earlier she missed Sherlocke and Commishy, I felt like she 5% meant me!

11:59:19 PM Commishy: for nothin your a fag commit suicide stalker

11:59:20 PM Tyco21: PROBABLY MORE LIKE 10%

11:59:27 PM Tyco21:

11:59:32 PM HonestlySrsly: Well I don't want Commishy to feel like a loser so I kept my percentage down

11:59:39 PM Commishy: your fuckin pyscho!

11:59:45 PM HonestlySrsly:

11:59:55 PM Tyco21: :LQLBACKON

11:59:57 PM HonestlySrsly:

12:00:00 AM Tyco21: WOW

12:00:01 AM HonestlySrsly: tyco

12:00:05 AM MasterGrey: good goobers what is that

12:00:14 AM HonestlySrsly: I WANT SOME BACKON

12:00:18 AM Tyco21: SHERLOCKES JUNK IS FEEDING SOME POOR WOMAN

12:00:28 AM HappyTrexxy: I COULD GO FOR SOME BACON AND EGGS RIGHT ABOUT NOW

12:00:30 AM Commishy: shes in private .

12:00:32 AM Tyco21: THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE IT STOP

12:00:34 AM Tyco21:

12:00:39 AM ForNothin: I could go for some Sherlocke's junk right now

12:00:42 AM Commishy: shes plays u

12:00:47 AM Commishy: sad fcuks

12:00:51 AM HonestlySrsly: Just make sure you put in some absinthe in with it Trexxy

12:00:52 AM MasterGrey: I FORGOAT BB

12:01:06 AM HonestlySrsly: Commishy you need some new lines... in the end

12:01:23 AM ForNothin: we need a Best of Commishy

12:01:24 AM Tyco21: SHE PLAYS U SAD FCUKS DERP TOTES COMMISHY

12:01:26 AM Commishy: hs not really dude..tc

12:01:41 AM ForNothin: ok that's it I need to see what he's saying

12:01:41 AM HappyTrexxy: I FRY ALL MY FOOD IN ABSINTH

12:02:05 AM Tyco21: COMMISHY RIGHT NOW

12:02:15 AM HonestlySrsly:

12:02:17 AM ForNothin: talk, Commishy. you're off my ignore list momentarily so make the most of it

12:02:24 AM Commishy: u all and me give her 5000 tokens

12:02:33 AM Tyco21: COMMISHY SAY SOMETHING STUPID, I MEAN JUST SPEAK NORMALLY

12:02:37 AM HonestlySrsly: glad you included yourself Commishy!

12:02:39 AM Commishy: and she says fuck u

12:02:40 AM MasterGrey: and u still have to wack yourself off. i know man. its rough all over

12:03:02 AM RonBurgundy33: whats wrong commishy

12:03:07 AM flockofmeag: this is the best room to be in drunk, you dont really wanna jack off you just want some action from someone smart

12:03:13 AM Commishy: nuttin

12:03:17 AM flockofmeag: ... also best...

12:03:22 AM Commishy: jusss saying

12:03:48 AM Commishy: next topic ...........ZERO TOKENS

12:03:52 AM HonestlySrsly: with dangergoat it's the beast room too

12:03:56 AM HappyTrexxy: I USE COMMISHY AS MY SENSE OF REASON IN THIS WORLD

12:04:06 AM HonestlySrsly: he's a good moral compass Trexxy

12:04:09 AM ForNothin: Commishy grounds us in what's real

12:04:32 AM HonestlySrsly: If he keeps it up maybe he'll get a blog about him from someone

12:04:38 AM HappyTrexxy: SOMETIMES WHEN I'M LOST I THINK 'WHAT WOULD COMMISHY DO?' AND I FIND MY WAY AGAIN

12:04:38 AM HonestlySrsly: maybe a couple insane mfc mails to tiffany would help too

12:04:40 AM MasterGrey: I think we missed Neil Diamond on the hour fellas

12:04:50 AM HonestlySrsly: DAMN IT MASTERGREY

12:04:54 AM Commishy: THE WORLD IS @ CRAZY PLACE ........BE SENSIBLE PPL..

12:04:58 AM Tyco21: NOPE, I GOT IT PLAYING NOW ON SPOTIFY, MASTERGREY

12:05:01 AM HonestlySrsly: thanks for ruining my night, she fucking played us with the neil diamond on the hour....GOD DAMN YOU MFC

12:05:19 AM ForNothin: goat dammit

12:05:25 AM MasterGrey: hey dont blame me.. i was just like.. "really"??? "No Neil Diamond?:"

12:05:28 AM Commishy: TC BE SAFE FUCKERS

12:05:29 AM HappyTrexxy: CAN'T WE REPORT HER OR SOMETHING?

12:05:35 AM HonestlySrsly: putting a noose around my fan now

12:05:41 AM ForNothin: Tiff

12:05:42 AM RonBurgundy33: what is TC

12:05:49 AM ForNothin: take care, I think

12:05:53 AM Tyco21: YEAH JUST TYPE /REPORT NO NEILDIAMOND ON THE HOUR

12:05:56 AM RonBurgundy33: oh

12:05:59 AM Tyco21: AN ADMIN WILL BE HERE SHORTLY

12:06:06 AM MasterGrey: who is the dick who has her in pvt and is getting OUR Neil Diamond?

12:06:13 AM MasterGrey: YAY ADMIN!

12:06:18 AM Commishy: SHE TOOK LIKE 5000 OF ARE TOKENS AND WENT PRIVATE!

12:06:22 AM ForNothin: I told you, I'm in the PVT

12:06:33 AM MasterGrey: oh, well alrighty then

12:06:37 AM HappyTrexxy: SHE DIDN'T EVEN DO A CUMSHOW!

12:06:38 AM Tyco21: YEAH, INSTEAD OF LOGGING OFF! SUCH A SKEEZER RIGHT COMMISHY!

12:06:45 AM Commishy: FUCK THIS CUNT

12:06:46 AM MasterGrey: lets have a smoke

12:06:49 AM ForNothin: don't even bother Tyco

12:06:52 AM HonestlySrsly: Probably some rich oil baron from Canadaland

12:06:54 AM Tyco21: I @M SO @NGRY @T HER RIGHT NOW

12:07:06 AM RonBurgundy33: Comimishy you're right what're are you gonna do?

12:07:35 AM Commishy: U CAN TAKE BACK UR TOKENS

12:07:37 AM Tyco21: COMMISHY MAYBE YOU SHOULD POST YOUR PHONE NUMBER AGAIN SO SHE CAN CALL YOU LATER

12:07:38 AM MasterGrey: guess Ill have to see if Sally is on to finish me off

12:08:01 AM ForNothin: commishy you didn't even serve the purpose God intended for you.. to sing on the phone for us

12:08:12 AM RonBurgundy33: GET HER DIGITS BRAH

12:08:24 AM MasterGrey: yes commish if you arent happy you can MFC mail her and ask for a refund. It might just work out

12:08:32 AM HonestlySrsly: I'll sell you Sherlockes number Commishy

12:08:38 AM felix1199: Just went in private and she was still dressed

12:08:42 AM HonestlySrsly: and you can sing for him

12:08:44 AM ForNothin: HS, that would be unspeakably cruel

12:08:58 AM ForNothin: felix, was she giving stock advice?

12:08:59 AM HappyTrexxy: THANKS FENIX!

12:09:12 AM HonestlySrsly: was neil diamond playing?

12:09:28 AM Tyco21: FELIX PLEASE KEEP US UPDATED EVERY 30 SECONDS. YOU'RE DOING GODS WORK, SON

12:09:46 AM tednugent37: now i get the joke

12:09:54 AM ForNothin: ?

12:10:01 AM tednugent37: commishy

12:10:21 AM MasterGrey: there is no Dana.... only ZOOL

12:10:32 AM Tyco21: FELIX, WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?

12:10:34 AM HappyTrexxy: YEAH, COMMISHY IS THE JOKE

12:11:23 AM ForNothin: this private may actually go 24 hours guys

12:11:37 AM Tyco21: Did you start the timer, 4n?

12:11:39 AM ForNothin: where are we, hour 17?

12:11:43 AM MasterGrey: how long has it been? I know someone has a timer going

12:11:45 AM ForNothin: :24hours

12:11:49 AM Tyco21: 16.25 I think

12:11:54 AM Tyco21: :24hourprivatetimer

12:11:56 AM Tyco21: fuck

12:11:57 AM Tyco21: :24

12:12:01 AM Tyco21:

12:12:13 AM ryger: a legit 24 hour private should take her to #1, lol

12:12:16 AM RonBurgundy33: racks on racks

12:12:31 AM Tyco21: #1 got tipped 400k twice...so maybe not

12:12:39 AM Commishy: U CANT TAKE TOKENS BACK ...BUMMER

12:12:50 AM ForNothin: NO SHIT SHERLOCK. I MEAN COMMISHY

12:12:51 AM Tyco21: SEARCH HARDER COMMISHY, THERE HAS TO BE A WAY

12:13:05 AM RonBurgundy33: YOU GOTTA BE ALPHA

12:13:06 AM HonestlySrsly: Commishy go to that site mentioned earlier

12:13:16 AM ForNothin: be alpha

12:13:24 AM Tyco21: fuck I just realized. Sherlocke wrote a blog about how to do that http://livefrommountgay.com/

12:13:33 AM ForNothin: Tyco

12:13:39 AM Tyco21:

12:14:16 AM MasterGrey: cha ching cha ching cha ching

12:14:27 AM Commishy: I TRIED

12:14:35 AM HonestlySrsly: cheep cheep cheep

12:14:43 AM Tyco21: Speaking of cha ching, if you want hear the fucking best goat rap ever, watch episode 3! http://vidz.livefrommountgay.com/

12:14:44 AM MasterGrey: what steps did you take to try? maybe we can reproduce them

12:14:47 AM Taven9: give'm back lol

12:14:55 AM Commishy: IVE TIPPED TOO MANY TOKENS ..SHE NOT WORTHY..

12:15:09 AM RonBurgundy33: DEALS

12:15:20 AM ForNothin: :felch

12:15:24 AM Taven9: break a deal spin the wheel

12:15:28 AM HonestlySrsly: It's ok commishy you can always tip more. maybe it'll change things

12:15:43 AM ForNothin: yeah, tip more so they'll honor your refund

12:15:44 AM Commishy: I MEAN SHE GOT 6000 TOKENS ..THEN LEFT PRIVATE??

12:15:49 AM Taven9: tip an equal amt of - tokens

12:15:55 AM ForNothin: or that

12:15:58 AM MasterGrey: ruh roh

12:16:00 AM Tyco21: OK COMMISHY, I JUST GOOGLED IT AND FOUND OUT HOW TO GET YOUR TOKENS BACK BUT I CAN'T MAKE IT TOO EASY OR EVERYONE WILL DO IT

12:16:15 AM ForNothin: Tooky is right

12:16:22 AM Tyco21: SO I'VE HIDDEN THE SECRET IN THIS PAINTING..JUST STUDY IT REALLY CLOSELY AND YOU'LL FIND IT

12:16:38 AM HonestlySrsly: All I see so far is a secret manatee

12:16:44 AM MasterGrey: study harder

12:16:46 AM Tyco21: LOOK CLOSER FUCKER

12:16:48 AM RonBurgundy33: you have to fuck a goat

12:16:51 AM HappyTrexxy: IS THAT A PAINTING OF THE CALLER FROM EARLIER?

12:16:52 AM MasterGrey: its neil diamond!!

12:16:56 AM Tyco21: OH HI TIFFANY

12:16:57 AM HonestlySrsly: look closer at the fucker or the fuckee?

12:17:00 AM Tyco21: YOU'RE MY FAVORITE CUSTOMER

12:17:04 AM ryger: whoa

12:17:29 AM HappyTrexxy: IS SHE COMING BACK?

12:18:16 AM MasterGrey: Commish burned her... MFC might have shut her down

12:18:33 AM HonestlySrsly: DAMN THAT COMMISHY

12:18:38 AM HappyTrexxy: SNC

12:18:49 AM HonestlySrsly: MFC had to cut their losses

12:18:55 AM Commishy: I WONT GIVE THAT MONEY HUNGRY PLAYER ........ONE MORE TOKEN...

12:18:59 AM HonestlySrsly: thier stock took too much of a hit

12:19:02 AM Commishy: YA IT WAS ME

12:19:03 AM ForNothin: :refund

12:19:12 AM Commishy: EITHER THAT OR

12:19:15 AM Kenorion77: commish you are all talk

12:19:24 AM Tyco21: I JUST OFFLINE TIPPED 1 TOKEN FOR YOU COMMISHY

12:19:31 AM Commishy: KEN FUCK OFF FOSSIL

12:19:33 AM ForNothin: Tyco

12:19:33 AM HappyTrexxy: KEN CAN'T RUN A BUSINESS ON ALL TALK!

12:19:36 AM Kenorion77: your stupid if you dont know what you are doing

12:19:45 AM Commishy: I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

12:19:52 AM Kenorion77: you can if your smart

12:20:00 AM Kenorion77: herbalife is doing it

12:20:07 AM HonestlySrsly: Ken uses himself for fuel he's such a fossil

12:20:13 AM Commishy: NOT REALLY

12:20:15 AM ForNothin: hear that Ken? fuck off you old fossil

12:20:18 AM Tyco21: I JUST TIPPED HER 10 MORE, COMMISHY, ALL IN YOUR NAME! STOP TIPPING COMMISHY GOSH

12:20:41 AM Commishy: 4 NOTHIN FAGGOT

12:20:42 AM ForNothin: The Commishy Fund

12:20:52 AM HonestlySrsly: Can someone tip 1 token in my name please

12:20:57 AM Kenorion77: yea im really hurt commish

12:21:00 AM Commishy: PONZI SCHEME

12:21:03 AM Tyco21: YOU CAN JUST TYPE /TIP 1

12:21:17 AM Kenorion77: too bad you dont have balls to say something when shes here

12:21:27 AM ForNothin:

12:21:39 AM Tyco21: COMMISHY, FOR REAL...DO YOU HAVE TO LEGALLY WEAR A HELMET WHEN USING THE INTERNET?  DON'T LIE!

12:21:46 AM ForNothin: Taven, she's offline

12:21:53 AM HappyTrexxy: WE ALL KNOW COMMISHY IS REALLY JUST TIFFY ANYWAY!

12:21:55 AM HonestlySrsly: she's on her guest account

12:22:10 AM Commishy: HERBAL LIFE DOESNT REPORT THEIR EARNINGS THEY REPORT HOW MANY DUMB FUCKS THEY RECRUIT!!

12:22:13 AM Tyco21: I THINK HER GUEST ACCOUNT IS MASTERGREY, JUST FYI

12:22:38 AM ForNothin: is Commishy an economist? if not he should be

12:22:55 AM Commishy: PRECISELYYYYY

12:23:55 AM MasterGrey: I also take myself private sometimes for long time just to fuck with yall

12:24:02 AM ForNothin: Commishy, which of Ayn Rand's followers do you think has stayed truest to her beliefs?

12:24:08 AM Tyco21: I noticed, MasterGrey...and I miss you dearly!

12:24:23 AM Commishy: AYN RAND WAS A NAZI

12:24:35 AM Tyco21: :aynrand

12:24:39 AM ForNothin: see, I thought it was Murray Rothbard too

12:24:47 AM Tyco21: :atlasshrugged

12:24:58 AM Tyco21: :thefountainhead

12:25:00 AM Tyco21: wtf, really?

12:25:04 AM ForNothin: :objectivism

12:25:07 AM HonestlySrsly: btw best In Flames song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt3pGeEqc6A

12:25:09 AM ForNothin: :objectivist

12:25:14 AM ForNothin: :rand

12:25:20 AM Tyco21: DON'T CLICK THAT LINK IT'S HONESTLYSRSLY ANUS PORN

12:25:33 AM HonestlySrsly: More youtube money for me!

12:25:48 AM Tyco21: alright, really, if commishy isn't talking anymore what the fuck are we doing here?

12:26:01 AM ForNothin: especially the basics

12:26:02 AM Tyco21: later bitches!

12:26:03 AM Commishy: PAUL RYAN WISC SENATOR

12:26:03 AM Tyco21:

12:26:08 AM Tyco21: OH SHIT COMMISHY

12:26:14 AM HonestlySrsly:

12:26:16 AM Tyco21: nevermind, I was just foolin' about leaving

12:26:29 AM MasterGrey: just when you thought he was out.. they drag him back in!

12:26:30 AM Commishy: WAS A GROUPIE

12:26:31 AM ForNothin: why the FUCK are the basics still here?

12:26:45 AM Tyco21: 111 guests watching this retarded shit too

12:26:53 AM HonestlySrsly: most of them are tiffany's troll accounts, the other 2 are sherlocke

12:27:06 AM Tyco21: they're probably into taxidermy and want lobotomy's and shit

12:27:25 AM Commishy: MAYBE THATS WHY ROMNEY OR RYAN COULDNT EVEN WIN THEIR HOME STATES!!

12:27:26 AM ForNothin: I really should but they've rejected two other sherlocke emotes I submitted so who knows

12:27:48 AM MasterGrey: wait a minute... wait A MINUTE

12:27:50 AM MasterGrey: ive got it

12:27:52 AM Tyco21: WAIT A MINUTE

12:27:56 AM ForNothin: :sherlockenazi

12:27:58 AM MasterGrey: Commishy IS Tiffany !!

12:28:03 AM Tyco21:

12:28:06 AM ForNothin:

12:28:09 AM Tyco21: HOLY SHIT MASTERGREY! that would make a lot of sense actually

12:28:20 AM ForNothin: holy shit it just took a couple days

12:28:25 AM HonestlySrsly: god you are so fired fornothin

12:28:26 AM Tyco21:

12:28:44 AM Commishy: THIS BITCH PLAYS ALL OF YOU SAD FUCKERS

12:28:55 AM ForNothin:

12:29:02 AM MasterGrey: yeah Tiff sometimes I guess you do.. but its ok we love you anyways

12:29:13 AM Commishy: 4 NOTHING FAGGOT??

12:29:24 AM ForNothin: 4 NOTHING FAGGOT!!

12:29:32 AM Commishy: PRECISELYYYYYYYY

12:29:36 AM Tyco21:

12:29:42 AM Commishy: BUTT BUDDY

12:29:52 AM ForNothin: hell yeah bud

12:30:31 AM Commishy: HS.....

12:32:20 AM Commishy: SEND HER ALL YOUR TOKENS..SHE PLAYS U SAD FUCKS

12:32:44 AM ForNothin: Commishy, who's the sad fuck if you keep coming back?

12:32:49 AM ForNothin: HS

12:32:54 AM Tyco21: HS

12:33:16 AM Commishy: SHE LAFFS AT YOU!!

12:33:34 AM Tyco21: L@FFS QUITE LOUDLY IN F@CT

12:33:37 AM ForNothin: no man, there's a difference between laughing with and laughing at

12:34:32 AM ForNothin: ok I think I've met my quota of fresh Commishy. back on the ignore list with you

12:34:49 AM Commishy: IM DONE AFTER TONITE WHEN PPL SENT HER 6000 TOKENS AND THE FUCKING BITCH WENT PRIVATE ...NO GOODBYE NO THANK YOU!!

12:34:59 AM Tyco21: SHE SAID GOODBYE YOU FUCKTARD. THEN LAST SECOND DECIDED TO GO INTO A PRIVATE BEFORE LOGGING OFF

12:35:16 AM Tyco21: GOD DAMN I NEED A HELMET AFTER READING WHAT THIS GUY TYPES

12:35:50 AM ForNothin: "Commishing around" was a masterstroke by Tiff

12:36:04 AM Commishy: FUCK HER

12:37:07 AM Commishy: THERES 2000 HOT WOMEN IN HERE

12:37:47 AM Tyco21:

12:37:54 AM Commishy: HS..

12:38:00 AM HonestlySrsly: Yes?

12:38:15 AM ForNothin: well it's been fun boys, despite being taken for a ride by the model-lady and having my tokens be put to waste

12:38:28 AM HonestlySrsly: ForNothin

12:38:32 AM Tyco21: LATER 4N!

12:38:37 AM ForNothin: I'm self ing HS

12:38:47 AM Commishy: I USED TO REALLY LIKE HER...BUT SHES PLAYIN ALL OF YOU!!

12:39:05 AM Tyco21: SHE PLAYING ALL OF US GUYS! I AM SHOCKED AND OUTRAGED

12:39:19 AM Tyco21: COMMISHY, CAN YOU TELL US YOUR PHONE NUMBER AGAIN? I'D LIKE TO DISCUSS THIS IN MORE AND DEPTH

12:39:35 AM Tyco21: I PROMISE I WON'T TO YOUR VOICE

12:39:35 AM ryger: I'M BEING PLAYED, AH NO! IF COMMISHY SAYS IT IT MUST BE SO

12:39:40 AM Commishy: NAWW I CAN TIP OTHER MODELS WHO NEED THE $$$ MORE

12:40:02 AM HonestlySrsly: So i met this hot bbw what should I do with her Commishy

12:40:45 AM Commishy: GO FOR IT HS..

12:41:32 AM Tyco21: NEED MORE RESPONSES, SIR

12:41:46 AM HonestlySrsly: BUT REALLY COMMISHY I'M CONFUSED, SO WHAT DO YOU THINK

12:41:49 AM Tyco21: SHOULD I KEEP TIPPING HER --- Commishy: NAWW I CAN TIP OTHER MODELS WHO NEED THE $$$ MORE

12:42:10 AM Commishy: FORGET ABOUT SEX N CHESS SHES PLAYIN ALL YOU SAD FUCKS..SHES NEVER GONNA MEET YOU ..SHES NEVER GONNA FUCK U!! DUHHHHHHHHH

12:43:41 AM Commishy: HS GO 4 IT

12:44:00 AM Commishy: ALL SHE CAN DO IS SAY NO..\

12:44:25 AM Commishy: NOTHING VENTURED ...........NOTHING GAINED

12:44:50 AM Tyco21: Commishy, what do you think about poor Sad Hannah?

12:45:25 AM Commishy: WOMEN ARE INSECURE TOO DUDE

12:45:48 AM Tyco21: what makes them insecure though?

12:46:36 AM HonestlySrsly: probably their driving skills

12:46:39 AM Commishy: THEY ARE PARANOID IF THEY ARE FAT ...THAT TIME OF THE MONTH ETC...

12:46:57 AM Tyco21: you're very insightful, Commishy

12:47:10 AM HonestlySrsly: So I need to wait til that time of the month?

12:47:10 AM Commishy: JUSSS SAYINN

12:47:22 AM Commishy: GO FOR IT

12:47:41 AM Tyco21: How do you think it's best to deal with these models on here?

12:47:49 AM HonestlySrsly: I WILL AS I'VE BEEN EMBOLDENED BY YOUR WORDS COMMISHY

12:49:25 AM Commishy: HS U NEED TO APPROACH LIKE UR CONFIDENT..

12:49:41 AM HonestlySrsly: are you saying I'm not?

12:49:54 AM Tyco21: I like to know where commishy gets his confidence from

12:50:08 AM HonestlySrsly: steroids or sex panther

12:50:10 AM Commishy: BE CONFIDENT..........

12:50:15 AM ryger: Commishy is teaching much, and I am learning much

12:50:33 AM HonestlySrsly: this shit will be a late night informercial soon

12:50:36 AM HonestlySrsly: fuck you tony robbins!

12:51:01 AM Commishy: AND ACT LIKE YOU ARE JUST TESTING THE WATERS ..DONT KISS HER ASS!!

12:51:03 AM Tyco21: UNLEASH THE COMMISHY WITHIN

12:51:48 AM Commishy: WOMEN LIKE @ CHALLENGE ACT LIKE UR NOT THAT INTERESTED

12:51:58 AM Commishy: AT FIRST..

12:52:19 AM Tyco21: you say 'at first'...so what's the next step?

12:52:23 AM HonestlySrsly: so I shouldn't log on for like a week?

12:53:04 AM Commishy: THE WORST THING U CAN DO IS TELL HER UR SO HOT ON HER

12:53:17 AM Commishy: PLAY COY

12:53:20 AM Tyco21: but I see you saying that to models all the time! I'm so confused

12:53:56 AM Commishy: AND INDEFERENT

12:54:55 AM Tyco21: Commishy, are you on twitter? I want to soak in all of your knowledge

12:55:02 AM Commishy: YAA IF WOMEN KNOW U LOVE EM FROM THE START UR FUCKED@!

12:55:11 AM Commishy: THEY WILL PLAY U

12:55:37 AM Commishy: PRETEND YOUR NOT THAT INTERESTED

12:56:26 AM Commishy: WOMEN LOVE CONFIDENT GUYS

12:56:51 AM Commishy: FAKE IT IF YOU HAVE 2

12:57:06 AM HonestlySrsly: like who should I model myself after for confidence? like george clooney? god he's amazing

12:57:11 AM Tyco21: best advice ever right there

12:58:12 AM Commishy: DIALS 911

12:59:36 AM Commishy: IM LEAVING THIS BITCHES ROOM

12:59:47 AM HonestlySrsly: bye commishy thx for the advice

12:59:58 AM Tyco21: Later Commishy!

01:00:04 AM Tyco21: I consider you a father figure now. Text me!

01:00:26 AM Commishy: SHES PLAYIN U SAD FUCKS

01:00:28 AM ryger: commishy is my oracle

01:01:11 AM Tyco21: 

 

01:01:18 AM Commishy: JUSS SAYIN DUDES

01:02:40 AM Commishy: PRACTICE WHAT I TOLD U

01:02:50 AM HonestlySrsly: I shall sensei

01:03:55 AM Commishy: PRECISELYYYYYYY

01:04:10 AM Commishy: U HAVE TO HAVE GAME........

01:04:35 AM Commishy: SPINS TUNES..

01:04:55 AM Commishy: MAZZY STAR FADE INTO YOU.......

01:05:10 AM HonestlySrsly: mazzy star is pretty amazing

01:05:20 AM Commishy: UH HUH

01:06:03 AM HonestlySrsly: what about some pj harvey

01:12:26 AM HonestlySrsly: I'll miss you commishy!