NOTHING SCREAMS "I'M A WHINING SON OF A BITCH" QUITE LIKE THE STUFF YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ. IF I'M WRONG ABOUT THIS, PLEASE PROVIDE BETTER EXAMPLES IN THE COMMENT SECTION BELOW.
WE HAVE CHANGED HIS NAME TO "BUNDYDAWG" TO PROTECT HIS IDENTITY.
HE IS LIKELY TO BE USING OTHER ALIASES IN HIS FUTURE PROWLING BUT CAN BE IDENTIFIED BY THE FLOWING CLUES:
1. USES IDLE MFC MODEL PROFILE PAGES AS FACADES; ALLUDING TO CONTRIVED FORMER RELATIONSHIPS
2. CAN NEVER GET HIS THOUGHTS OUT IN ONE LINE/MESSAGE/EMAIL. ALWAYS CAN FIND ONE MORE REASON TO TALK ABOUT HIMSELF
3. THINKS MODELS ARE THE ONES WITH THE PROBLEMS, WHEN REALLY IT IS HIM. THREATENS TO NEVER RETURN TO MFC BECAUSE OF IT, BUT SOMEHOW ALWAYS MANAGES TO FIND HIS WAY BACK.
4. THINKS HE IS DOING MODELS A FAVOR BY BERATING THEM WITH HIS OWN PERSPECTIVE, BUT ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE A DOUCHE IN THE PROCESS (HINT HE MIGHT BE USING THE ALIAS "DOUCHE DAWG" IN THE FUTURE).
5. ALWAYS SAYS HAS A FLIGHT TO CATCH IN THE MORNING BEFORE SIGNING OFF BUT DECIDES TO COME BACK LATER WITH MORE TO SAY
.LISTEN SPORT, IT'S TIME TO GET A #$%&ING LIFE.
SIGNING OFF,
-SAD HANNAH AND THE STARVING FLEAS
FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER @SAD_HANNAH FOR FREQUENT MOUNT GAY UPDATES
***UNRELATED NOTE: HANNAH WOULD LIKE TO THANK TYCO FOR HIS RECENT DONATION THAT SHE WAS ABLE TO USE IN ORDER TO PURCHASE A LAST NAME***
everyone call 404-304-1510 and say, Hello, whore! lmao this is hilarious
ReplyDeleteTYCO WILL MARRY ANYONE FOR MONEY HANNAH. I HOPE YOU AND TYCO ZIMBUNTU ARE HAPPY TOGETHER(I ALWAYS WONDERD WHAT TYCOS LAST NAME WAS) BUT BE CAREFUL THAT SOME OTHER POOR STARVING BLACK GIRL WITH A NECKLESS MADE OF TEETH DOESNT STEAL HIM FROM YOU FOR A GOAT AND A POCKET FULL OF RUBLES.
ReplyDeleteWHO EVEN HAS TIME TO WRITE SO MANY MAILS!? THERE'S MORE TEXT IN THERE THAN I HAVE WRITTEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!
ReplyDeleteALSO, CONGRATULATIONS HANNAH AND TYCO, BUT WHERE WAS MY WEDDING INVITATION!?
i found bundydawg's pof profile. :D
ReplyDeleteI CALLED THE 404 NUMBER AND IT WAS NOT A WHORE. IT WAS A VERY NICE WOMAN WHO NEEDS TO BE SHOWN RESPECT. SHE CHANGED HER NUMBER AND NOW SHE KEEPS GETTING CALLS LOOKING FOR TIFFANY! LEAVE HER ALONE!
ReplyDeleteSad Hannah, I would like to feed you some fruit flavored Mentos. If you'd like, I can feed the starving fleas too.
ReplyDeleteI wish I had a personal chef who made me strawberry yogurt flavored Mentos.
ReplyDeleteNo... NO!!! I want two personal chefs! One to make me strawberry yogurt flavored Mentos and the other to make me strawberry lime flavored Mentos.
I also want a pond house on MOUNT MENTOS... with 9 1/2 bedrooms. I'll stock the rooms with a bunch of Mentos and my two personal chefs can share the 1/2 room with me. We'll tell ghost stories and have pillow fights. I'll stuff my pillowcase with Mentos so show 'em who's boss.
PS: I typed this out with my pants down.