EVERYONE HAS BEEN TALKING ABOUT A NEW PHENOMENON THAT'S APPEARED IN THE DARK RECESSES OF MFC. I BELIEVE I HAVE FOUND THE FIRST EVER FOOTAGE RELEASED OF THIS "DANGER GOAT", AS A KID. DANGER GOAT APPEARS TO HAVE BEEN USING THE ALIAS "BUTTERMILK" AT THE TIME.
ALSO PLEASE BE AWARE THAT A NEW IMAGE HAS BEEN CIRCULATING. SOME HAVE BEGUN CALLING IT 'DGOAT', THOUGH I KNOW NOT WHY. IT'S PRESENCE IS SURELY A TERRIBLE PORTENT OF THINGS TO COME.
It'd be so cool if I had a pet goat that I could ride. It'd have to be like tank sized though, then I can strap myself underneath it's belly and go flying through Narnia. YES! I'd be soooooooooooooooooooo cool, like everyone would be talking about me at the water cooler at work.
ReplyDeleteAnd if anyone else says otherwise... they'll get 0:04'd and 0:56'd.
Yessir...
Oh~ I'd name my pet goat Henry, but it'll be pronounced as "awn-ree" since Henry is a French goat. So sophisticated and chic. He'd wear like Dior Homme and Yves Saint Paris stuffs and Gogue (Vogue for goats) and Goatple's magazine would praise him for his androgynous steeze. Everyone would want a piece of Henry and he'd get like movie deals and like get sponsored by Kellogs and become a cereal mascot... OMG, I'd make like millions off of him and he wouldn't mind cause we'd be the bestest of friends EVAR~! TEAM GOATSENMENTOS! UUUUAUGH!!!
THE COMMENT FROM MENT OS PROBABLY TOOK LONGER TO WRITE THAN ANY POST ON THIS BLOG.
ReplyDeleteMOTHERFUCKER HAVE YOU SEEN MY/YOUR PLAYBILL POST? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME/YOU TO LOOK UP ALL THE BIG WORDS THAT ARE IN THAT DAMN THING? I SPENT AT LEAST AN HOUR IN MEDITATION JUST SO I COULD RETYPE IT IN LOWERCASE! :kenorion
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