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| THE #1 WAY OF CHEAP FURNITURE TRANSPORT! (AND PEOPLE) |
FOR THE FIRST FEW MONTHS AFTER MY ARRIVAL I STUMBLED, TRYING TO FIND MY FOOTING ON THIS NEW CONTINENT!
I VISITED STRANGE PLACES, WITH STRANGE PEOPLE!
I VISITED STRANGE PLACES, WITH STRANGE PEOPLE!
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| RANDOM CAMGIRLS |
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| PROMISING CHANGE, DELIVERING MISERY! |
MONTHS AFTER MY ARRIVAL, KNEES BLOODY, EGO BRUISED, AND MY LAST SLIVER OF HOPE WAS ABANDONING ME, I HEARD STORIES OF A MOUNTAIN, FAR IN THE DISTANCE!
RUN BY A FEARLESS LEADER OF POLISH DESCENT, WITH THE AID OF A MAGIC EGGPLANT AND SOME LESS THAN MAGIC FRUITS IN WHITE ARMOR!
I HAD A NEW GOAL, USING MY LAST REMAINING POWERS I STUMBLED OUT ON THE ROAD AGAIN, DETERMINED TO FIND THIS PLACE OF MAGIC AND BEAUTY!
SINCE I HAVE NOW LEARNED THE ATTENTION SPAN ON THE MOUNTAIN IS LESS THAN 42 AND THE LOVE FOR TL;DR IS HIGHER THAN 3600 I WILL CONTINUE MY STORY WHENEVER THE FUCK I FEEL LIKE IT!
RUN BY A FEARLESS LEADER OF POLISH DESCENT, WITH THE AID OF A MAGIC EGGPLANT AND SOME LESS THAN MAGIC FRUITS IN WHITE ARMOR!
I HAD A NEW GOAL, USING MY LAST REMAINING POWERS I STUMBLED OUT ON THE ROAD AGAIN, DETERMINED TO FIND THIS PLACE OF MAGIC AND BEAUTY!
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| MAGIC FRUITY VEGETABLENESS! |
SINCE I HAVE NOW LEARNED THE ATTENTION SPAN ON THE MOUNTAIN IS LESS THAN 42 AND THE LOVE FOR TL;DR IS HIGHER THAN 3600 I WILL CONTINUE MY STORY WHENEVER THE FUCK I FEEL LIKE IT!
Reading your Swedish words of visdom brings a tear to my ögon. Please continue när fan du vill. (Blame Google translate if this makes no sense).
ReplyDeleteAlso, Trexxy, what is this I heard about you and a hooker with a penis???
WTF SPEAK AMERICAN ATREX
ReplyDelete@Tyco: That made so much sense I will now consider you a honorary Swede! Also, don't trust anything HS says about hookers and penises! (Unless it's true) (It is true)
ReplyDelete@Sherbear: I'M SORRY, I'M NEW AT THIS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING HERE!