Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Tyco's Top 10 Tweets of 2013

Yeah, you read the title right. It's again time for Tyco's Top 10 Tweets of <insert year here>. Now, just so you know, I'm super fucking lazy so I just scrolled through my favorites and picked a few at random. Let's just jump right in, shall we?

#10 - Obviously the worst of all time if it's number 10, right? Regardless, here's the tweet that started a legacy of really fucking stupid videos at http://vidz.livefrommountg.com/.


#9 - lol 'Sherlocke' is a dumb name.


#8 - Sherlocke marketing Goat Goat City Bitch to some Diddy dude.


#7 - Rant accurately describes everyone's feelings when Roxy abrupt'd on us. #RantKnows


#6 - Skip this tweet if you aren't in #manchat. You might not be able to handle it.


#5 - Tyco loves any tweet that involves drowning in pussy. Now don't start acting all offended.


#4 - Toby out mackin' on some hoe. But srsly, who doesn't love a perverted cat?


#3 - ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER helps a brother out with some Little Caesars issues.


#2 - Sherlocke surprises the world with a secret love letter. This motherfucker totes got carebeared.


#1 - We always knew #Roxaholics was a freak, so this tweet was no real surprise. #RIPDangerGoat


And there we have it. The best of the best for 2013. I had a ton of entries to sort through and anyone not on the list, know that your tweet was probably right near the top but had to be cut. lol just kidding, this was the only other tweet of 2013 I actually liked:



TOOKY, OUT!

Monday, October 14, 2013

ENTRY #22

WHAT'S GOING ON IN SHER'S LIFE?  THANKS FOR ASKING!  JUST GOT A RANT ON MARRIAGE FROM SOME 70-YEAR-OLD DUDE ON MFC.  BEHOOVE ME TO READ THIS:



YEAH THAT WAS FUCKING LONG AS FUCK YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME I WAS THERE K TC TC GOODNIGHT SHERFANS

Thursday, October 10, 2013

ENTRY #21


                                                 
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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

MOUNT GAY GUIDE TO PREPARING CHICKEN


HERE AT MOUNT GAY HEADQUARTERS WE'VE BEEN HAVING AROUND THE CLOCK MEETINGS TO ENSURE WE ALWAYS PROVIDE YOU WITH THE FRESHEST CONTENT ON THE INTERNET. WE KNOW A LOT OF YOU MOUNT GAYANS ARE ASPIRING CHEFS, SO WE DECIDED OUR INAUGURAL HOW TO EPISODE SHOULD TRY AND HELP MAKE YOUR TIME IN THE KITCHEN A BIT LESS STRESSFUL.

PLEASE ENJOY OUR FIRST HOW TO GUIDE AND LET US KNOW, IN THE COMMENTS, WHAT YOU THINK. OUR COMMUNITY REPRESENTATIVE, @SHERLOCKE2, ALWAYS VALUES YOUR OPINION.


Tuesday, October 8, 2013

ANONYMOUS DISTURBING VIDEO

WE GET A LOT OF WEIRD MAIL HERE AT MOUNT GAY, OFTEN REQUIRING LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT ASSISTANCE DEACTIVATING BOMBS OR RETRIEVING SAWN OFF HUMAN LIMBS, BUT RECENTLY WE RECEIVED WHAT COULD BE THE MOST HAUNTING MAIL YET.

IT ARRIVED AS MOST PACKAGES DO, WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS AND MASSIVE, VEINY COCKS DRAWN ENTIRELY AROUND THE SURFACE. UPON OPENING THE PACKAGE WE FOUND ONLY A SOLITARY BETAMAX CASSETTE. THANKFULLY, @HONESTLYSRSLY STILL HAS THE BETAMAX PLAYER HE PURCHASED WHEN THEY WERE FIRST RELEASED IN 1975.

DANGERGOAT, ASSUMING IT WAS THE MOST VILE PORN IMAGINABLE, SWIPED THE TAPE AND WAS THE FIRST TO WATCH IT. SADLY, WE HAVE NO HEARD FROM HIM SINCE.

FEARING THE VIDEO COULD BE CURSED, WE FOUND A WAY TO DIGITIZE IT AND WE'VE UPLOADED IT TO YOUTUBE IN THE HOPES THEIR COMPRESSION ALGORITHMS WILL REMOVE ANY POSSIBLE CURSES OR DARK MAGIC ATTACHED.

PLEASE TAKE ALL NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS WHEN WATCHING. IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO GO INSANE (OR DIE) AND RUN INTO DANGERGOAT, PLEASE GIVE HIM OUR WELL WISHES.


Wednesday, September 25, 2013

THE COMMISHY REPORT 2.0

WELCOME BACK, FELLOW MT. GAYANS. TODAY WE BRING YOU SPECIAL FOOTAGE OF SHERFUCKES CONFRONTATION WITH A SOMEWHAT IRRITATED/DRUNK/HIGH COMMISHY. ACCUSATIONS OF HACKING WERE SLUNG AND GOGGLES WERE WORN. FOR MORE ON THIS NAIL-BITING ENCOUNTER, SEE THE VIDEO BELOW.



LET THIS BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON TO EVERYONE: STAY AWAY FROM THE COCAINE, POT, COCAINE, THE DRUGS AND LIVE WITH TWO BI WOMEN IF POSSIBLE.

NOW, TO CLEAR YOUR PALATE OF THAT BULLSHIT, GET YER GOAT ON WITH SOME 80'S ROCK:




TOOKY, OUT!

Sunday, September 15, 2013

Ice King DAC - world's quickest DAC

Saw a demo for this thing at Guitar Center today and promptly added the Ice King DAC to my Christmas wishlist (the best DAC in the world).  Apparently it infuses some kind of three stage crystal formula into the circuit boards to produce cleaner, more brilliant bass texture and even enables new beats to be heard between beats while preserving the integrity of melody.  Unlike standard chassis which are plastic and metal, the DAC chassis is composed of tree fibers and pure quartz crystals, creating a clear, high definition sound.  It is also non-debilitating, unlike the heavy, overly penetrating vibrations associated with powerful bass. I was interested in upgrading to the VibraPortal as well for the added transparency and insane resolution. I was told that the SPDIF input is disabled so it only works with the USB input but for my purposes this is fine.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

ENTRY #17

CHECK IT YALL:


AWWW YEEEAAAAA

TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR MORE RETARDED SHIT SHERSHERSHERSHER

Saturday, March 2, 2013

WINTER 2012 VACATION SCRAPBOOK

WHILE SEXnCHEESE A.K.A. TIFFANY A.K.A. CAROLINE A.K.A. TYCO IS ON VACATION, WE PRESENT YOU WITH A SMATTERING OF IMAGES FROM THE GANGS LAST GET-TOGETHER. THESE WERE ACCIDENTALLY RECOVERED FROM THE RECYCLE BIN SO WE MIGHT AS WELL USE THEM.


HERE WE SEE CAROLINE IMPATIENTLY WAITING FOR SHERLOCKE/TYCO AND HONESTLYSRSLY TO GET THE FRACK IN THE VAN WHILE KEN PLAYS IN THE STREET.


 AT THE LODGE, KENS COMPLETELY RATIONAL FEAR OF VAMPIRE MOSQUITOES KEPT HIM INSIDE WHILE EVERYONE ELSE BREATHED IN THAT FRESH MOUNTAIN AIR FROM THE PATIO.


 SOON ENOUGH, LDO, THEY HIT UP THE NEAREST BAR.


KEN SNUCK OFF TO LOOK FOR A GLORY HOLE AND FOUND SOMETHING BETTER.


 HONESTLYSRSLY HAD ONLY ONE 10% OFF COUPON SO THEY HAD TO SETTLE FOR ONE ROOM.


WHILE KEN AND HS ARGUED OVER WHO SLEPT IN WHICH CHAIR, TYCO/SHERLOCKE SAID FUCK THAT AND DECIDED TO RENT HIS OWN ROOM. GUESTS WERE INVITED.


 MEANWHILE, THINGS GOT A LITTLE CRAZY FOR TIFFANY, KEN AND HONESTLYSRSLY.


 THE NEXT MORNING KEN AND HS USED THEIR ARMS TO IMITATE THE CURVATURE OF THEIR PENISES.


MISCELLANEOUS SKIING OCCURED.


AND CONTINUED OCCURRING.


KEN GOT THE BRILLIANT IDEA THAT THEY SHOULD EXPLORE DEEPER IN THE MOUNTAINS FOR SOME FRESH POWDER. "LET'S JUST LIKE, FOLLOW ONE OF THESE RED LINES", HE SAID.


AS EXPECTED EVERYTHING GOES TITS UP AND THE GANG GETS CHASED BY AN AVALANCHE WHILE A BATTLE RAGED OVER THEM.


HONESTLYSRSLY LOOKING BADASS AS HE ESCAPED THE AVALANCHE. SECONDS LATER HE LANDED IN A TREE AND WAS LOST IN THE WOODS FOR 14 DAYS. HYPOTHERMIA TOOK 7 TOES.


TIFF SNAGGED A SLED AND MADE HER WAY DOWN THE TRAILS WITH KEN FIRMLY IN TOW. KENS HMONG INTUITION LED THEM DIRECTLY ONTO A LARGE FROZEN LAKE WHERE TIFFANY FELL IN. HYPOTHERMIA TOOK BOTH OF HER NIPPLES. SHE HAS SINCE RECEIVED EXTREMELY REALISTIC NIPPLE TATTOO'S.


 IN ALL THE COMMOTION, SHERLOCKE/TYCO REALIZED HE HADN'T EATEN YET AND SWUNG BY TACO BELL FOR A CRUNCHWRAP. IT WAS DELICIOUS.


WEEKS LATER, HAPPY TO HAVE SURVIVED THE FREAK AIR BATTLE, AVALANCHE, HYPOTHERMIA AND INTRODUCTION OF THE DORITOS TACO, THEY ALL RENDEZVOUSED AT THE ICE BAR FOR A FEW DOZEN COORS LIGHT.


NOBODY REMEMBERS WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT BUT RUMOR IS HONESTLYSRSLY HAD AN ABORTION, KEN GOT A VASECTOMY, TIFFANY GOT KIDNAPPED BY BUNDYDAWG AND REPLACED BY A ROMANIAN STUNT DOUBLE AND TYCO/SHERLOCKE HAS BEEN IN WITNESS PROTECTION UNTIL DANGERGOAT IS CAPTURED AND RETURNED TO PRISON.

NOW GO WATCH SOME VIDEOS AND LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE http://vidz.livefrommountgay.com/


Saturday, February 23, 2013

THE COMMISHY REPORT

Hello fellow Mt Gayans. Today we have a slightly disturbing story to report on. While at the SEXnCHESS after party I stumbled upon this lighthearted conversation...



11:51:55 PM Commishy: ppl tipped her all fucking nite ! and she went private!!
11:52:07 PM Kenorion77: I ONLY DO TRUE PVT
11:52:08 PM flockofmeag: you guys
11:52:26 PM Commishy: get a clue losers
11:52:41 PM Tyco21: THANKS FOR YOUR AMAZING INSIGHTS COMMISHY
11:52:56 PM ForNothin: keep the Commishy comments comin'
11:53:06 PM HappyTrexxy: CAN YOU DO A QUICK SPY COMMISHY?
11:53:07 PM HonestlySrsly: How much did you tip tonight Commishy?
11:53:11 PM HappyTrexxy: DID SHE TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF?
11:53:13 PM Commishy: 4 nothing u sag faggot
11:53:15 PM Tyco21: I WONDER IF COMMISHY HAS TO WEAR A HELMET WHEN USING THE INTERNET
11:53:21 PM HonestlySrsly: Trexxy doesn't want to spy if she's naked at all
11:53:32 PM Commishy: hs like 150 tokens
11:53:37 PM HappyTrexxy: DON'T WANNA RISK ANYTHING HS!
11:53:43 PM ForNothin: could get an STD
11:53:50 PM HonestlySrsly: So we can call you a loser too Commishy!
11:53:59 PM Tyco21: DO YOU REALLY WANT HEPATITIS B?
11:54:01 PM Klytus: rarely gets naked. your fault for tipping, commishy
11:54:13 PM tednugent37: wtf did this commishy come from, fucking kid
11:54:17 PM Commishy: hs ..youd prolly not last long in real life
11:54:28 PM Tyco21: WE LET HIM STAY IN THE ROOM FOR THE LULZ, TED
11:54:28 PM RonBurgundy33: someone is getting some
11:54:33 PM RonBurgundy33: umadcommishy
11:54:42 PM SebstianBach: And Tyco... come on dude... every one spending his friday night here and spending money to a "virtual friend" is lame...
11:54:43 PM loverecords3: what's happening in private?
11:54:46 PM HappyTrexxy: WHY IS HS BEING SUCH AN ASS ALL OF A SUDDEN?
11:54:53 PM meadski123: Ehhh so she doesn't need to get naked. that's what porn is for. I think it's cooler to actually talk to her than beat it to her. hahaha
11:55:05 PM Commishy: i dont count like 500 the last 5 days
11:55:05 PM HappyTrexxy: AND WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING HIM COMMISHY!?
11:55:06 PM HonestlySrsly: All of a sudden?! and ME?! You ruined weatherman's dreams Trexxy
11:55:14 PM HonestlySrsly:
11:55:18 PM tednugent37: tyco, oh, likea big fucking joke,, now i get it
11:55:20 PM Tyco21: I agree SebstianBach, but shit happens so fucking enjoy it
11:55:26 PM Tyco21: Exactly, Ted
11:55:46 PM HappyTrexxy: IT'S SATURDAY MORNING SEBASTIAN!
11:55:51 PM ForNothin: commishy has a need to be hated
11:55:57 PM ForNothin:
11:56:10 PM ryger: commishy feeds off the hate
11:56:11 PM RonBurgundy33: commishy you gotta risk it to get the biscuit
11:56:12 PM Commishy: 4 nothing your a faggot
11:56:16 PM Commishy: loser
11:56:17 PM Tyco21:  

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

ENTRY #16

HELLO FRIENDS,


WE HAVE NOW PASSED 20,000+ VIEWS (I CALL THEM VIEWS BECAUSE SOMETIMES I JUST STARE AT THE PICTURES WITHOUT TRYING TO READ THE WORDS).

AS WE ALL KNOW, FEBRUARY IS THE LONGEST MONTH OF THE YEAR, AND AS SUCH, WE ESPECIALLY NEED YOUR SUPPORT IN THESE TIMES OF NEED.

INFORMATION FOR GUESTS:

WANT TO CONTRIBUTE TOKENS TO THE SHOW FOR FREE? NOW YOU CAN!  EVEN IF YOU ARE A GUEST, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS ACCESS MFC BY COPYING AND PASTING THE FOLLOWING:

http://www.myfreecams.com/?baf=6906991

FROM HERE, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CLICK "Create a Free Account." AS EVIDENCED BY THE WORD "FREE", THIS IS VERY FREE AND ALSO SUPPORTS MOUNT GAY FINANCIALLY.  THANK YOU FRIENDS.

ON A MORE GREGARIOUS NOTE, PLEASE DO NOT ABUSE THIS SYSTEM BY MAKING TONS AND TONS OF BASIC ACCOUNTS USING THIS METHOD.  THIS IS MEANT ONLY FOR FRIENDS OF MOUNT GAY, SO HOPEFULLY WE CAN TURN ALL YOU GUESTS INTO BASICS.  PLEASE DO NOT SPAM THIS CODE.  IF YOU'VE LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THIS ROOM, WE HATE SPAM.

SPAM = BAN (wow rhyme?)

ANYWAYS, FRIENDS, PLEASE DO NOT ABUSE THIS PRIVILEGE THAT WE HAVE GIVEN YOU TO CONTRIBUTE.  FRIENDS? FRIENDS? OH GOD THE BLOOD.  THERE IS SO MUCH OF IT OH GOD WOW SOOO DEEEP SOOO GOOOD MMMM PAPER.

IN THE WORDS OF THE DALAI LAMA, "FUCK ALL RULES, I WANT TO FUCKING RAGE FOR FUCKS SAKE."

http://www.myfreecams.com/?baf=6906991

Thursday, February 7, 2013

ENTRY #15

WHAT IS REGGAETON? LET'S FIND OUT!

NO, THIS IS NOT COPY+PASTED (unverified).


Reggaeton (pron.: /ˌrɛɡeɪˈtoʊn/ or UK /rɛɡeɪˈtɒn/) is an urban form of music which has its roots in Latin and Caribbean music. Its sound derives from the Reggae en Español from Panama. The genre was invented, shaped and made known in Puerto Rico where it got its name; most of its current artists are also from Puerto Rico. After its mainstream exposure in 2004, it spread to North American, European, Asian and African audiences.
Reggaeton blends Jamaican musical influences of dancehall, with those of Latin America, such as salsa, bomba, Latin hip hop, and electronica. Vocals include rapping and singing, typically in Spanish. Lyrics tend to be derived from hip hop rather than from dancehall. Like hip hop, reggaeton has caused some controversy, albeit less, due to alleged exploitation of women.
While it takes influences from hip hop and Jamaican dancehall, reggaeton is not precisely the Hispanic or Latin American version of either of these genres; reggaeton has its own specific beat and rhythm, whereas Latin hip hop is simply hip hop recorded by artists of Latino descent. The specific "riddim" that characterizes reggaeton is referred to as "Dem Bow". The name is taken from the dancehall song by Shabba Ranks that first popularized the beat in the early 1990s and that appears in his album Just Reality.


Before the music was called reggaeton, it was known as "Spanish Reggae" or Reggae en Español.  Traveling along mass media circuits as well as diasporic networks, Jamaican popular music spread around the world in the 1960s and '70s. Reggae arrived in places like Panama and Puerto Rico as quickly as it reached more traditional centers of migration, such as London and New York. Panama was the first country to introduce Reggae en Español. The music eventually made its way through Central America and continued evolving and coming to prominence in Puerto Rico where it became reggaeton. Reggaeton started as an adaptation of Jamaican reggae to the Spanish language and overall culture in Panama and Puerto Rico.
Since the early 20th century when Jamaican laborers were used to help build the Panama Canal. Afro-Panamanians had been performing and recording Spanish-language reggae since the 1970s. Artists such as El General, Chichoman, Nando Boom, Renato, and Black Apache are considered the first Spanish reggae DJs from Panama. El General is often considered the father of reggae en español, blending Jamaican reggae into a Latinised version. It was common practice to translate the lyrics of Jamaican reggae song into Spanish and sing them over the original melodies, a form termed "Spanish reggae" or Reggae en Español. Meanwhile, during the 1980s the Puerto Rican rapper and reggaeton artist Vico C released Spanish-language hip hop and reggaeton records in his native island. His production of cassettes throughout the 1980s, mixing reggae and hip hop, also helped spread the early reggaeton sound, and he is widely credited with this achievement. The widespread movement of "Spanish reggae" in the Latin-American communities of the Caribbean and the urban centres of the United States help increase its popularity.
Meanwhile hip hop and reggae in Puerto Rico were on the rise due to the increased popularity of Jamaican ragga imports. Towards the middle of the decade, Puerto Ricans were producing their own "riddims" with clear influences from hip hop and other styles. These are considered the first proper reggaeton tracks, initially called "under", short for "underground". As Caribbean and African-American music gained this momentum in Puerto Rico, Reggae Rap in Spanish marked the beginning of Boricua underground rap and served as an expression for millions of young people. This created an entire invisible, yet prominent underground youth culture that sought to express themselves through Reggae Rap in Spanish. As a youth culture that exists on the fringes of society and criminal illegality, it has often been publicly criticized. The Puerto Rican police launched a raid against underground rap by confiscating cassette tapes from music stores under Penal codes of obscenity, issuing fines, and the demoralization of rappers through radio, television, and newspaper media.
The term "underground", coming out of hip hop discourse, associates underground artists as asserting a self-identification that rejects the commercialization of music. In San Juan "underground", however, it was not just about authenticity or ideology, but was literally about position in the market. "Underground" music was circulated via informal networks, copied from cassette to cassette, until the mid 1990s. DJ Playero was one of the most famous producers of "underground" at the time, releasing several underground cassettes that featured early performances of some soon-to-be-famous artists like Daddy Yankee. The basis for reggaeton was laid in Puerto Rico at this time, with the melding of Spanish reggae, with influences from fast dancehalls, hip hop and various other Latin American musical genres.
The genre morphed through the years, at various points being termed "Melaza", "música underground", and "Dem Bow". This last name originated from reggaeton's distinguishing rhythmic feature: the Dem Bow (alternately spelled dembow) beat, relying heavily on the snare drum, which is used in nearly all reggaeton songs today. This beat, or riddim, was produced under the direction of Jamaican record producer Bobby "Digital" Dixon and performed by Steely & Clevie. It first became popular in the song "Dem Bow" (They Bow) performed by Jamaican dancehall artist Shabba Ranks in 1991. The song and beat achieved greater popularity among Spanish-speaking Latin Americans when Panamanian artist El General released the song "Son Bow" in 1991, a Spanish language cover of "Dem Bow" using the same musical track. It should be pointed out that neither Shabba or El General sang reggaeton as neither the genre nor its title were as yet formed. Additionally "Dem Bow" was just a single song in Shabba's catalog, with Ranks not singing another significant song using the "Dem Bow" beat. However, the influence of the original Bobby Digital beat is undeniable, and modern reggaeton often still reflects the original instrumentation, as well as the original rhythmic structure.

THERE WAS MORE BUT I GOT BORED OF COPY+PASTING.  REST IS ON THIS SITE CALLED WIKIP SOMETHING. :kenorion :kenorion2 :fornothin :sncseizure

Sunday, January 27, 2013

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS #1

DOES SEXNCHESS HAVE A NAME? WHAT DO WE CALL HER?
  • SEXNCHESS IS KNOWN BY MANY NAMES BUT SEEMS TO RESPOND TO TIFFANY, OR MORE COMMONLY CAROLINE.


SO MANY CLOTHES! DOES SHE EVER GET NAKED?
  • IF EVERYONE PAYS THEIR TAXES AND BEHAVES WELL, SHE WILL STILL DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS BUT PAYING TAXES NEVER HURT SO JUST FUCKING DO IT! ON A SIDENOTE, COLORADO IS FUCKING COLD! YOU DON'T WANT HER TO GET SICK, DO YOU!?
IT'S SO COLD HERE FRIENDS!

PRIVATES? ANY CHANCE I CAN GET ONE?
  • PRIVATES ARE 24 HOUR MINIMUM SO UNLESS YOU SAVE YOUR SHITTY SALARY FOR THE NEXT FIVE YEARS, YOU'RE BETTER OFF KNOCKING OFF THE CLOSEST LIQUOR STORE AND DRUNKENLY PLAY WITH YOUR OWN PRIVATES!


JUST MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE THE STORE BEFORE PLAYING WITH YOURSELF OR SHIT WILL GO DOWN!

WHERE DOES SHE COME FROM? DO I SEE SOME INDIAN BLOOD UP IN THERE!?
  • SEXNCHESS IS VERY SECRETIVE ABOUT HER ORIGINS BUT THROUGH MANNERS OF DEDUCTION, INVESTIGATION, AND IMAGINATION, IT IS BELIVED SHE IS OF POLISH/ROMANIAN DESCENT.

FOR YOU AMERICANS, THIS IS A MAP OF EUROPE, LOOK IT UP!

CAPS CAPS, WTF IS UP WITH ALL THE CAPS?
  • HAVING GROWN UP IN THE AGE OF AOL CHATROOMS WHERE ONE HAD TO STAND OUT TO MAKE ONES OPINION NOTED, SEXNCHESS HAS SINCE BECOME IMMUNE TO LOWERCASE TYPYING AND WON'T EVEN KNOW YOU'RE THERE UNLESS YOU STAND OUT IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!
    (AND DON'T USE FUCKING GAY COLORS EITHER! I'M LOOKING AT YOU HS!)

SO THIS TYCO GUY, HOW COME ALL THE GUESTS SEEM TO WORSHIP HIM?
  • WHILE THIS REMAINS A BIG MYSTERY TO THE TAXPAYERS ON THE MOUNTAIN, THERE ARE THEORIES ABOUT TYCO HAVING 29 DIFFERENT PERSONALITIES, 27 OF WHICH ARE GUESTS. IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT TYCO ONCE FILLED ALL THE ROOMS OF BUNDYDAWGS  LAKEHOUSE ALL ON HIS OWN.
THIS IS TYCO, BETTER SHOW SOME RESTECP! 

I KEEP HEARING ABOUT THIS POOR HANNAH GIRL. HOW CAN I HELP HER?
  • HANNAH IS THE LOVECHILD OF SHERLOCKE AND A SOMALI PIRATE WOMAN, KNOWN SIMPLY AS "BLACK PEARL", WHICH HE MET WHILST ON AN EXCURSION TO INVESTIGATE THE STATE OF THE AFRICAN TRAILER PARKS. (THEY FUCKING SUCK, EVEN BY CANADIAN STANDARDS)
    IF YOU WANT TO HELP HANNAH, YOU CAN FOLLOW HER ON TWITTER @SAD_HANNAH, OR EVEN BETTER, YOU CAN ADOPT HER AND GIVE HER A BETTER LIFE BY MAILING TO SADHANNAHSAD@GMAIL.COM

GOT MORE QUESTIONS? ASK THEM IN THE COMMENTS AND YE SHALL RECIVE AN ANSWER! (BUT PROBABLY NOT THE ONE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR!)

Thursday, January 24, 2013

ENTRY #14

GUYS. GUYS.

GUYS.

BUNDYDAWG SAYS HE WANTS TO OFFER ME (TYCO) EMPLOYMENT.  HE WANTS ME TO SEND HIM MY RESUMÉ.

PLEASE LEAVE SUGGESTIONS FOR ANY GOOD LINKS FOR GAY PORN SITES AND/OR TROLL LINKS IN THE COMMENTS BELOW, SO THAT I MAY SEND THE BEST ONE(S) TO BUNDYDAWG.  THANK YOU IN ADVANCE, FRIENDS.

STILL NOT AS GAY AS :kenorion

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