ENTRY #7

WHO'S HOTTER, SIMON OR GARFUNKEL?

LEAVE RESPONSES IN THE COMMENT SECTION, ONE LUCKY WINNER WILL RECEIVE A GENTLY-USED SEGA DREAMCAST! (actual prizes may vary)

-SHER BEAR

ENTRY #6

WHEN DO THE ACADEMY AWARDS COME OUT? #

TREE VANDAL STILL ON THE LOOSE

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE TREES!

ENTRY #5

BOOBYTRAP backwards is PARTYBOOB.

ENTRY #3

GREETINGS, LOYAL READERS OF THE ALL-KNOWING SHERLOCKE.

I'VE BEEN BUSY DEALING WITH BULLSHIT, SHENANIGANS, GAY STALKERS, ETC...
BUT I KNOW PEOPLE COUNT ON THIS BLOG TO GET THROUGH THEIR DAYS SO I CAN'T ABANDON YOU, FRIENDS. FRIENDS? FRIENDS?

ANY-HOO, MY LIFE-THREATENING WOUNDS FROM LAST WEEK HAVE HEALED VERY NICELY. THANKS FOR ASKING!

YOU GUYS BORED YET? HERE ARE SOME THINGS ON THE INTERWEBZ YOU SHOULD WATCH:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-S0T4xTdLY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWO5Ai_a80M

THANKS FOR TUNING IN AGAIN THIS WEEK GUYS.  AT THIS POINT, I'D LIKE TO THANK MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS OH GOD I THINK THIS GASH IS INFECTED, BLOOD IS GUSHING EVERYWHERE! WHY, TYCO, WHY? OH HOLY FUCK, THE SMELL IS SO INTENSE, I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS BLOOD!  I'M STARTING TO BLACK OUT FROM THE PAIN BEING SO INTENSE FROM ALL THIS BLOOD.

SINCERELY,

PRINCESS SHERLY

ENTRY #2

WELCOME BACK FRIENDS.

AFTER HUNDREDS, NAY, THOUSANDS (!) OF REQUESTS, ENTRY #2 IS FINALLY BEING RELEASED. THIS IS IT FRIENDS.
FUCK, GUYS, LIFE IS TOUGH FOR US BLOGGERS. GOTTA PLEASE EVERYONE AT ONCE. I AM LITERALLY SOBBING AT MY KEYBOARD RIGHT NOW (may or may not be factual).
OKAY, LIST OF GNARLIEST PEOPLE IN THIS CHATROOM:

1. SHER BEAR
Reason: UMM IT'S OBVIOUS.

2. TIFFANY
Reason: OH GOD, I CUT MY LEG TRYING TO DICE THIS APPLE, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

3. TYCO/HONESTLYSRSLY (tie)
Reason: OH MY GOD THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD, I THINK I'M GONNA FAINT.

4. SGTFENIX
Reason: FUUUUCK THE PAIN IS SO INTENSE I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING! WHY, GOD, WHY!

5. REMAINING GUESTS/BASICS
Reason: TYCO? WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED YOUR HELP. OH GOD, TYCO. THE BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE, I CAN'T EVEN THINK ANYMORE. PLEASE HELP ME TYCO, THE WOUND IS EXCRUCIATING.

THANKS FOR READING THE BLOG EVERYONE. APOLOGIES TO ANY READERS WHO I HAVE FORGOTTEN TO MENTION. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR SOME HAIKUS, OR MAYBE ANOTHER CAPS LOCK RANT. HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.

SINCERELY,
SHERLOCKE SR.

ENTRY #1

TOOK ME 7 MINUTES TO SET UP THIS BLOG, I'M BORED ALREADY.

RULES FOR THIS BLOG:
  1. WTF IS A BLOG?
  2. OF COURSE ALL LETTERS WILL BE IN CAPS.  THIS IS A BLOG, NOT A VAGINA.
  3. BRB GETTING SOME GRAPE SODA TO CALM DOWN A LITTLE.
  4. GRAPE SODA DID NOT HELP, I SPILLED IT EVERYWHERE!
  5. WTF IS A BLOG? SERIOUSLY IF ANYONE KNOWS, LEAVE A COMMENT.
  6. CAPS LOCK BROKE SO I'M JUST USING SHIFT NOW.
  7. I HAVEN'T WRITTEN THIS MUCH IN ONE SITTING SINCE PRISON.
  8. OKAY DONE FOR THE NIGHT, LOYAL READERS. STAY TUNED FOR MORE THRILLING BLOGGING FROM YOURS TRULY.

SINCERELY,
SHERLOCKE, AKA SHERLY, AKA SHER BEAR, AKA DICKMOUTH

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