GREETINGS, LOYAL READERS OF THE ALL-KNOWING SHERLOCKE.
I'VE BEEN BUSY DEALING WITH BULLSHIT, SHENANIGANS, GAY STALKERS, ETC...
BUT I KNOW PEOPLE COUNT ON THIS BLOG TO GET THROUGH THEIR DAYS SO I CAN'T ABANDON YOU, FRIENDS. FRIENDS? FRIENDS?
ANY-HOO, MY LIFE-THREATENING WOUNDS FROM LAST WEEK HAVE HEALED VERY NICELY. THANKS FOR ASKING!
YOU GUYS BORED YET? HERE ARE SOME THINGS ON THE INTERWEBZ YOU SHOULD WATCH:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-S0T4xTdLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWO5Ai_a80M
THANKS FOR TUNING IN AGAIN THIS WEEK GUYS. AT THIS POINT, I'D LIKE TO THANK MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS OH GOD I THINK THIS GASH IS INFECTED, BLOOD IS GUSHING EVERYWHERE! WHY, TYCO, WHY? OH HOLY FUCK, THE SMELL IS SO INTENSE, I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS BLOOD! I'M STARTING TO BLACK OUT FROM THE PAIN BEING SO INTENSE FROM ALL THIS BLOOD.
SINCERELY,
PRINCESS SHERLY
Hey SHERLY I watched all your videos in less than 5 seconds. Maybe you need more material! Also HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD DO I TRY! I TRY ALL THE TIME! I've had this song going for 18 minutes now and I believe I'm going insane. I'm starting to get giddy and I'm intensely aware of my right shoulder for some reason.
ReplyDeleteI THINK THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY SHOULDER! PRINCESS SHER BEAR I NEED HELP! OH MY GOD DO I PRAY! I PRAY EVERY SINGLE DAY! MEOW!