WELCOME BACK FRIENDS.
AFTER HUNDREDS, NAY, THOUSANDS (!) OF REQUESTS, ENTRY #2 IS FINALLY BEING RELEASED. THIS IS IT FRIENDS.
FUCK, GUYS, LIFE IS TOUGH FOR US BLOGGERS. GOTTA PLEASE EVERYONE AT ONCE. I AM LITERALLY SOBBING AT MY KEYBOARD RIGHT NOW (may or may not be factual).
OKAY, LIST OF GNARLIEST PEOPLE IN THIS CHATROOM:
1. SHER BEAR
Reason: UMM IT'S OBVIOUS.
2. TIFFANY
Reason: OH GOD, I CUT MY LEG TRYING TO DICE THIS APPLE, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE.
3. TYCO/HONESTLYSRSLY (tie)
Reason: OH MY GOD THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD, I THINK I'M GONNA FAINT.
4. SGTFENIX
Reason: FUUUUCK THE PAIN IS SO INTENSE I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING! WHY, GOD, WHY!
5. REMAINING GUESTS/BASICS
Reason: TYCO? WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED YOUR HELP. OH GOD, TYCO. THE BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE, I CAN'T EVEN THINK ANYMORE. PLEASE HELP ME TYCO, THE WOUND IS EXCRUCIATING.
THANKS FOR READING THE BLOG EVERYONE. APOLOGIES TO ANY READERS WHO I HAVE FORGOTTEN TO MENTION. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR SOME HAIKUS, OR MAYBE ANOTHER CAPS LOCK RANT. HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.
SINCERELY,
SHERLOCKE SR.
I approve the amount of TYCO in this post. You are doing god's work, son!
ReplyDeleteyou make me want to drink more...I think I have the same effect on you however?
ReplyDeleteSHER BEAR, WE NEED UPDATES ON THE MOUNT GAY EXECUTIVE MEMBERS & GUESTS/BASICS. REMEMBER THIS: BASICS ARE THOSE WITHOUT $20. GUESTS ARE THOSE WHO ARE LAZY *AND* WITHOUT $20.
ReplyDeleteI FORGOT TO MENTION THAT GUESTS ARE MOSTLY ILLITERATE. THEY ARE GETTING GOOD PRACTICE ON GUEST APPRECIATION DAYS THOUGH.
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