ENTRY #7

WHO'S HOTTER, SIMON OR GARFUNKEL?

LEAVE RESPONSES IN THE COMMENT SECTION, ONE LUCKY WINNER WILL RECEIVE A GENTLY-USED SEGA DREAMCAST! (actual prizes may vary)

-SHER BEAR

ENTRY #6

WHEN DO THE ACADEMY AWARDS COME OUT? #

TREE VANDAL STILL ON THE LOOSE

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE TREES!

ENTRY #5

BOOBYTRAP backwards is PARTYBOOB.

ENTRY #3

GREETINGS, LOYAL READERS OF THE ALL-KNOWING SHERLOCKE.

I'VE BEEN BUSY DEALING WITH BULLSHIT, SHENANIGANS, GAY STALKERS, ETC...
BUT I KNOW PEOPLE COUNT ON THIS BLOG TO GET THROUGH THEIR DAYS SO I CAN'T ABANDON YOU, FRIENDS. FRIENDS? FRIENDS?

ANY-HOO, MY LIFE-THREATENING WOUNDS FROM LAST WEEK HAVE HEALED VERY NICELY. THANKS FOR ASKING!

YOU GUYS BORED YET? HERE ARE SOME THINGS ON THE INTERWEBZ YOU SHOULD WATCH:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-S0T4xTdLY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWO5Ai_a80M

THANKS FOR TUNING IN AGAIN THIS WEEK GUYS.  AT THIS POINT, I'D LIKE TO THANK MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS OH GOD I THINK THIS GASH IS INFECTED, BLOOD IS GUSHING EVERYWHERE! WHY, TYCO, WHY? OH HOLY FUCK, THE SMELL IS SO INTENSE, I CAN'T STAND ALL THIS BLOOD!  I'M STARTING TO BLACK OUT FROM THE PAIN BEING SO INTENSE FROM ALL THIS BLOOD.

SINCERELY,

PRINCESS SHERLY

ENTRY #2

WELCOME BACK FRIENDS.

AFTER HUNDREDS, NAY, THOUSANDS (!) OF REQUESTS, ENTRY #2 IS FINALLY BEING RELEASED. THIS IS IT FRIENDS.
FUCK, GUYS, LIFE IS TOUGH FOR US BLOGGERS. GOTTA PLEASE EVERYONE AT ONCE. I AM LITERALLY SOBBING AT MY KEYBOARD RIGHT NOW (may or may not be factual).
OKAY, LIST OF GNARLIEST PEOPLE IN THIS CHATROOM:

1. SHER BEAR
Reason: UMM IT'S OBVIOUS.

2. TIFFANY
Reason: OH GOD, I CUT MY LEG TRYING TO DICE THIS APPLE, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE.

3. TYCO/HONESTLYSRSLY (tie)
Reason: OH MY GOD THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD, I THINK I'M GONNA FAINT.

4. SGTFENIX
Reason: FUUUUCK THE PAIN IS SO INTENSE I CAN'T STOP SCREAMING! WHY, GOD, WHY!

5. REMAINING GUESTS/BASICS
Reason: TYCO? WHERE ARE YOU? I NEED YOUR HELP. OH GOD, TYCO. THE BLOOD IS EVERYWHERE, I CAN'T EVEN THINK ANYMORE. PLEASE HELP ME TYCO, THE WOUND IS EXCRUCIATING.

THANKS FOR READING THE BLOG EVERYONE. APOLOGIES TO ANY READERS WHO I HAVE FORGOTTEN TO MENTION. TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR SOME HAIKUS, OR MAYBE ANOTHER CAPS LOCK RANT. HAVEN'T DECIDED YET.

SINCERELY,
SHERLOCKE SR.