LIVE! FROM MOUNT [CENSORED]: October 2013

Monday, October 14, 2013

ENTRY #22

WHAT'S GOING ON IN SHER'S LIFE? THANKS FOR ASKING! JUST GOT A RANT ON MARRIAGE FROM SOME 70-YEAR-OLD DUDE ON MFC. BEHOOVE ME TO READ THIS:

YEAH THAT WAS FUCKING LONG AS FUCK YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME I WAS THERE K TC TC GOODNIGHT SHERFANS

Thursday, October 10, 2013

ENTRY #21

                                                 
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Wednesday, October 9, 2013

MOUNT GAY GUIDE TO PREPARING CHICKEN

HERE AT MOUNT GAY HEADQUARTERS WE'VE BEEN HAVING AROUND THE CLOCK MEETINGS TO ENSURE WE ALWAYS PROVIDE YOU WITH THE FRESHEST CONTENT ON THE INTERNET. WE KNOW A LOT OF YOU MOUNT GAYANS ARE ASPIRING CHEFS, SO WE DECIDED OUR INAUGURAL HOW TO EPISODE SHOULD TRY AND HELP MAKE YOUR TIME IN THE KITCHEN A BIT LESS STRESSFUL.

PLEASE ENJOY OUR FIRST HOW TO GUIDE AND LET US KNOW, IN THE COMMENTS, WHAT YOU THINK. OUR COMMUNITY REPRESENTATIVE, @SHERLOCKE2, ALWAYS VALUES YOUR OPINION.

Tuesday, October 8, 2013

ANONYMOUS DISTURBING VIDEO

WE GET A LOT OF WEIRD MAIL HERE AT MOUNT GAY, OFTEN REQUIRING LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT ASSISTANCE DEACTIVATING BOMBS OR RETRIEVING SAWN OFF HUMAN LIMBS, BUT RECENTLY WE RECEIVED WHAT COULD BE THE MOST HAUNTING MAIL YET.

IT ARRIVED AS MOST PACKAGES DO, WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS AND MASSIVE, VEINY COCKS DRAWN ENTIRELY AROUND THE SURFACE. UPON OPENING THE PACKAGE WE FOUND ONLY A SOLITARY BETAMAX CASSETTE. THANKFULLY, @HONESTLYSRSLY STILL HAS THE BETAMAX PLAYER HE PURCHASED WHEN THEY WERE FIRST RELEASED IN 1975.

DANGERGOAT, ASSUMING IT WAS THE MOST VILE PORN IMAGINABLE, SWIPED THE TAPE AND WAS THE FIRST TO WATCH IT. SADLY, WE HAVE NO HEARD FROM HIM SINCE.

FEARING THE VIDEO COULD BE CURSED, WE FOUND A WAY TO DIGITIZE IT AND WE'VE UPLOADED IT TO YOUTUBE IN THE HOPES THEIR COMPRESSION ALGORITHMS WILL REMOVE ANY POSSIBLE CURSES OR DARK MAGIC ATTACHED.

PLEASE TAKE ALL NECESSARY PRECAUTIONS WHEN WATCHING. IF YOU DO HAPPEN TO GO INSANE (OR DIE) AND RUN INTO DANGERGOAT, PLEASE GIVE HIM OUR WELL WISHES.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

ENTRY #20