HOW TO ACHIEVE "NR1" STATUS

HERE ARE SOME "PRO" TIPS FOR THE GUESTS WHO VISIT MOUNT GAY POSING TO BE CONFUSED MODELS IN NEED OF ADVICE ON HOW TO MARKET THEMSELVES AND BECOME A BETTER CAM MODEL.

1. PROMOTE FUNNY BEHAVIOR

2. DRINK HEAVILY (BEER BONGS ARE YOUR FRIEND)

3. EVERYTHING IS A CAT

4. THERE IS  NO NEED TO STICK THINGS OUT OF YOUR ASS

5. STOP BITCHING ABOUT BEING CALLED "BB"

                  

IF YOU'RE A CAM MODEL WHO DOESN'T LIKE CAPS LOCK TYPING, IT IS LIKELY AN INDICATION THAT YOU ARE OVERLY CONTROLLING AND WOULD HIGHLY BENEFIT FROM XANAX, PAXIL, ETC.  (GOOGLE THIS: "CAPS LOCK" "YELLING" "MYFREECAMS" TO FIND THE MODELS THIS APPLIES TO // WORKS TO FIND ANTI-BB MODELS ALSO)

6. LET THE GUESTS AND BASICS PARTICIPATE (IN A CONTROLLED ENVIRONMENT OF COURSE). ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE A LIBERAL. IF YOU DON'T, YOU ARE A HUGE HYPOCRITE AND EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO SEE RIGHT THROUGH IT.

7. PUT YOUR FACADE AWAY AND HAVE SOME PERSPECTIVE

8. DON'T BE AFRAID TO ABRUPTLY LEAVE THE ROOM OR SIGN OFF THE WEBSITE

LATELY I'VE HAD NR1 STATUS APPROXIMATELY 75% OF THE TIME SO I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT.  LIKE STOCK TIPS THESE ARE ***IDEAS*** NOT RECOMMENDATIONS AND WILL MOST LIKELY NOT BE NEEDED BY MODELS WHO TYPICALLY FINISH IN TOP 100 (SALARY OF OVER $10K/MONTH) AND TOP 20 ($25K+/MONTH).