EVER JUMPED ON THE HITACHI BANDWAGON AND THEN DECIDED IT WASN'T WORTH THE FREE SMORES AND LEMONADE. THIS THING WAS INVENTED BY SATAN HIMSELF TO DESTROY RELATIONSHIPS AND CONVERT WOMEN INTO MAN HATING FEMINISTS. NOTHING SHOULD EVER VIBRATE THAT INTENSELY IN ONE'S BIRTH CANAL. LET'S JUST SAY IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO PEE BEFORE YOU STARTED, YOU WILL AFTER THIS THING SENDS 2500000000000000 WATTS REVERBERATING THROUGH YOUR BLADDER. IN FACT YOU MIGHT JUST END UP PEEING ON YOURSELF WHILE USING IT, ALSO KNOWN AS "SQUIRTING"
RAGE BB
ReplyDeleteHow can something possibly not be worth free smores and lemonade? I once got shanked in a riot and the paramedics gave me some smores. It was the best day of my fucking life!
ReplyDeleteTYCO, PLEASE RE-TYPE IN CAPS SO WE CAN UNDERSTAND YOU.
ReplyDeleteALSO GREAT USE OF PICTURES, 9.4/10
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