WINTER 2012 VACATION SCRAPBOOK

WHILE SEXnCHEESE A.K.A. TIFFANY A.K.A. CAROLINE A.K.A. TYCO IS ON VACATION, WE PRESENT YOU WITH A SMATTERING OF IMAGES FROM THE GANGS LAST GET-TOGETHER. THESE WERE ACCIDENTALLY RECOVERED FROM THE RECYCLE BIN SO WE MIGHT AS WELL USE THEM.

HERE WE SEE CAROLINE IMPATIENTLY WAITING FOR SHERLOCKE/TYCO AND HONESTLYSRSLY TO GET THE FRACK IN THE VAN WHILE KEN PLAYS IN THE STREET.

 AT THE LODGE, KENS COMPLETELY RATIONAL FEAR OF VAMPIRE MOSQUITOES KEPT HIM INSIDE WHILE EVERYONE ELSE BREATHED IN THAT FRESH MOUNTAIN AIR FROM THE PATIO.

 SOON ENOUGH, LDO, THEY HIT UP THE NEAREST BAR.

KEN SNUCK OFF TO LOOK FOR A GLORY HOLE AND FOUND SOMETHING BETTER.

 HONESTLYSRSLY HAD ONLY ONE 10% OFF COUPON SO THEY HAD TO SETTLE FOR ONE ROOM.

WHILE KEN AND HS ARGUED OVER WHO SLEPT IN WHICH CHAIR, TYCO/SHERLOCKE SAID FUCK THAT AND DECIDED TO RENT HIS OWN ROOM. GUESTS WERE INVITED.

 MEANWHILE, THINGS GOT A LITTLE CRAZY FOR TIFFANY, KEN AND HONESTLYSRSLY.

 THE NEXT MORNING KEN AND HS USED THEIR ARMS TO IMITATE THE CURVATURE OF THEIR PENISES.

MISCELLANEOUS SKIING OCCURED.

AND CONTINUED OCCURRING.

KEN GOT THE BRILLIANT IDEA THAT THEY SHOULD EXPLORE DEEPER IN THE MOUNTAINS FOR SOME FRESH POWDER. "LET'S JUST LIKE, FOLLOW ONE OF THESE RED LINES", HE SAID.

AS EXPECTED EVERYTHING GOES TITS UP AND THE GANG GETS CHASED BY AN AVALANCHE WHILE A BATTLE RAGED OVER THEM.

HONESTLYSRSLY LOOKING BADASS AS HE ESCAPED THE AVALANCHE. SECONDS LATER HE LANDED IN A TREE AND WAS LOST IN THE WOODS FOR 14 DAYS. HYPOTHERMIA TOOK 7 TOES.

TIFF SNAGGED A SLED AND MADE HER WAY DOWN THE TRAILS WITH KEN FIRMLY IN TOW. KENS HMONG INTUITION LED THEM DIRECTLY ONTO A LARGE FROZEN LAKE WHERE TIFFANY FELL IN. HYPOTHERMIA TOOK BOTH OF HER NIPPLES. SHE HAS SINCE RECEIVED EXTREMELY REALISTIC NIPPLE TATTOO'S.

 IN ALL THE COMMOTION, SHERLOCKE/TYCO REALIZED HE HADN'T EATEN YET AND SWUNG BY TACO BELL FOR A CRUNCHWRAP. IT WAS DELICIOUS.

WEEKS LATER, HAPPY TO HAVE SURVIVED THE FREAK AIR BATTLE, AVALANCHE, HYPOTHERMIA AND INTRODUCTION OF THE DORITOS TACO, THEY ALL RENDEZVOUSED AT THE ICE BAR FOR A FEW DOZEN COORS LIGHT.

NOBODY REMEMBERS WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT BUT RUMOR IS HONESTLYSRSLY HAD AN ABORTION, KEN GOT A VASECTOMY, TIFFANY GOT KIDNAPPED BY BUNDYDAWG AND REPLACED BY A ROMANIAN STUNT DOUBLE AND TYCO/SHERLOCKE HAS BEEN IN WITNESS PROTECTION UNTIL DANGERGOAT IS CAPTURED AND RETURNED TO PRISON.

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